 Friday, July 30th, 2010
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Anthony: went to the bathroom Anthony: noticed one nosehair peaking out a lil bit Anthony: yanked it out Anthony: it was over an inch long @1:56PM 0 comments
Phuong: inserting J's at the end? Phuong: turns out.. they were outlook smileys, that didn't get converted to the right character when read in gmail... ugh @11:25AM 0 comments
Ron: drink a shit ton of water so you have to pee a lot @11:20AM 0 comments
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Alex: the analogy doesn't make much sense Alex: saying, "a dolphin hating water" would've been more of a burn @10:09AM 0 comments
Mark: l gotta take a shit Mark: major burrito shit @11:42AM 0 comments
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Alex: you're getting starcraft 2 right? Phuong: what? Phuong: no of course not Phuong: I'd rather shoot myself in the face @2:19PM 0 comments
Anita: whats that Anita: reconstruction @4:22PM 0 comments
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Anita: UMMM HELL YA you forgot one last 'me.' It's me me me me me Linda: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @11:14AM 0 comments
Alex: it was good Alex: though the same setlist as the sd show the night before Alex: which i also went to Elaine: you are crazy Alex: says the one who took a half day to go to a twilight q&a @10:26AM 0 comments
Phuong: but I think I have some kind of weird virus Phuong: that inserts (space)J behind a bunch of emails I have.. @4:14PM 0 comments
Kimberly: maybe mother nature is trying to tell you something. like, you're so fat you should be dead. Kimberly: survival of the fittest and all. @12:23PM 0 comments
Ron: is that normal? @4:23PM 0 comments
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Tina: i've seen quite a few people that i had to look twice because i thought they were you @8:59PM 0 comments
Erik: it's all about vietnamese @10:16AM 0 comments
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Ron: studying Alex: nice Alex: how studious Alex: and studly of you Ron: thanks baby, i try @10:59AM 0 comments
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Jeremy: 14/f/mira mesa, ca/yes Alex: i put on my robe and wizard hat Jeremy: wtf... i'm not into this stuff. Jeremy: i shit on your chest @3:03PM 0 comments
Luke: ...isn't just for children anymore @1:34PM 0 comments
Ron: it's a fun word to say Ron: PUBES! @10:37AM 0 comments
Alex: how common is that?? Naho: common Naho: hahah just kidding i have no idea @1:31PM 0 comments
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Ron: be in a human centipede for a week Ron: with assurance you'd survive Ron: Or Ron: have a snake attempt to bite in the toilet every time you took a shit Ron: at an unpredictable time @4:01PM 2 comments
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Alex: hahahaha Alex: oh, becky Alex: therein lies the conundrum of life Alex: i.e. Alex: there is NO way to know that your conclusion is the right one Becky: right o @4:11PM 0 comments
Oscar: gimme that christian side hug @7:33PM 0 comments
Luke: only if you'll be my tail section @12:49PM 0 comments
Anita: 7 tonight are you going to sex and the city night with them? Michael: uh what do you think Anita: hahahha, i know i know gawd Michael: my wank isn't detachable Anita: im sure you are going HAHAHAHHA really? its not? Michael: i'm not lol Anita: cause i thought....for a second... Michael: you wanted to borrow it? slut LOL Anita: HAHAHAHHA Michael: ok back to training for the day... peace @10:43AM 0 comments
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Annie: cool - you'll let me finger fuck your nostrils? @1:51PM 0 comments
Marlo: he was an atheist, thus atheism is wrong Marlo: enjoy Alex: haha Alex: good one Alex: he also had a mustache, thus mustaches are wrong Marlo: hardly Marlo: we're talking philosophy here @1:31PM 3 comments
Alex: haha Alex: those shirts are disgusting, dude Alex: how the hell did katie let you buy those? Luke: I got some pretty good ones @12:37PM 0 comments
Phuong: What? @12:04PM 0 comments
Alex: what up son Anthony: what up ma Alex: yo, L Alex: what up Alex: i hit Alex: what else? Alex: plus dome Alex: say word Alex: and we got it on toniiiight Anthony: what the fuck are you saying @2:33PM 0 comments
Alex: what app? Annie: on android Alex: haha Alex: it's not Alex: did i come up with an idea? Annie: yes Annie: the penis Annie: i'd shake the phone Annie: itd get hard and ejaculate @1:42PM 0 comments
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Phuong: what's a troll?? Alex: a person who does something to purely illicit a response Alex: and/or cause maximum disruption Phuong: oh Phuong: like Michael Ocean @1:50PM 0 comments
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Alex: IN YOUR RECTUM Anthony: I'm out w friends Anthony: Not appropriate @4:58PM 0 comments
Oscar: i love it when you call me big poppa @3:18PM 0 comments
Gil: that shit was classic Gil: kinda impressive actually @10:34AM 1 comments
Annie: exact words..."ohmygod your boyfriend! he's hot...mmhmm soo attractive" Alex: haha. are they men? @1:33PM 0 comments
Phuong: *week's Phuong: but have you watched last week's? Erik: I did Erik: and I have to say Erik: I kinda disagree with you Erik: I thought it was pretty good Phuong: hahah okay lemme tell you why you're wrong @10:56AM 0 comments
Erik: we just had a mini lab meeting Erik: because the lab manager found a crack pipe in the couch @1:51PM 0 comments
Annie: haha @2:06PM 0 comments
Ryan: shes kind of like one of the dudes, it might not be awkward Ryan: she might come out after youre done and high five everyone in your place Erik: hahahahaha Erik: probably Erik: she's totally a dude Ryan: that was my impression Erik: Tim's ex-gf comes over on thursdays to watch TV, &c. Erik: and one time she was like, "we need to have more vaginas at thursday TV night" Erik: and I was like "you have Rachel!" Erik: and she replied, "come on, we both know Rachel doesn't count" Erik: haha Ryan: hahahhaha Ryan: damn Ryan: is she seeing anyone? you love dudes, you should date one @2:37PM 0 comments
Phuong: Oh, yeah I guess I just didn't process it Alex: you need to upgrade your processor to at least a pentium Phuong: sigh Alex: the 486 days are over, man Alex: you need to get with the times Phuong: you need to upgrade your penis to at least a 4-incher Alex: uh, i did Alex: and it was an expensive surgery, you judgmental asshole Phuong: ok fine @2:05PM 0 comments
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Alex: sup brrraaaa Ron: brb shitting Alex: alright Ron: oh man Ron: it's rough times in there Ron: in the words of gollum: it burns us @2:58PM 0 comments
Kimberly: the toilet was clogged but i did not know this Kimberly: i just thought the water level looked rather high Alex: oh no Alex: did you take a shit? Kimberly: YES. @11:43AM 0 comments
Kimberly: ultrasound pictures: NOT CUTE. Kimberly: people need to stop posting them and putting them as profile pictures. Alex: when you're pregnant, kim Alex: you will understand Kimberly: no. Kimberly: i won't Kimberly: i will never think han solo babies are cute Kimberly: this is not cute. Kimberly: it is deformed looking. @5:14PM 0 comments
Alex: lost some weight Anthony: nice Alex: no Alex: the bad kind of the weight loss Anthony: there is no such thing as bad weight loss Alex: haha fuck you @5:41PM 0 comments
Anita: its just sex but still Linda: haha Linda: dude i really want some ass Linda: really really want some ass Linda: good ass Anita: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA Anita: ME TOO @1:03PM 0 comments
Alex: my bad Alex: perhaps we can argue about it while we're molesting young boys Marlo: yes that IS what an atheist would want to do Alex: touche. @1:23PM 0 comments
Marlo: gay sex @1:15PM 0 comments
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Anthony: actually Anthony: its my default site when i open firefox Alex: aka "homepage" Anthony: whatever nerd Alex: there are only 10 types of people in this world Alex: those that understand binary and those that don't Anthony: i dont understand @5:04PM 0 comments
Linda: you always eat your words Linda: your mouth must stink Linda: cos your foot is always in it @2:22PM 0 comments
Michael: and also with you @3:01PM 0 comments
Linda: chatting with jackie about compatibility Anita: HAAHHHAHA WOW Linda: she said that i better stick with ____ cos hes reliable and calls Linda: i siad i would rather have a guy that doesnt call but is super compatible than a guy who calls me regularly Linda: if i wanted the latter, id get a dog Anita: stop being boy crazy Linda: hahahahahahahahahahaha that girl just wnats a person who she can control!!! Anita: wow @10:33AM 0 comments
Luke: alex is gay squared @12:41PM 0 comments
Erik: sure Erik: only if we can snuggle afterwards Phuong: Sigh. Have to get ok from jeff first. @10:49PM 0 comments
back god i need to just drink water my stomach is irritated Linda: dude whats wrong with you your stomach used to be strong as a cows Anita: well i think i have been stuffing my face too much, i really need to calm down and stop eating everything in sight i think i have a problem like i feel like the food is going to run away so i try to get it all in my mouth so it doesn't disappear Linda: GHAHAHAHAHAHAA Anita: and its not like i grew up in a big family to feel that way i mean i had all the food i could imagin but i have that mentality that it is going to run away so i need to hurry up and eat everything HAHAHAH Linda: I JUST STARTING CRACKING UP Anita: its just so ridiculous and i really do have that mentality Linda: I HAVE THAT MENTALITY TOO dude remember the pizza? that was supposed to be given to alex ? Anita: HAHAHHAHA ya omg i ate it so he couldn't have it and i was sooo full @11:06AM 1 comments
Ron: see ya later alligator @4:38PM 0 comments
Ron: you need more snake charmers @3:28PM 0 comments
Alex: how's your diarrhea? Sapna: pretty out of control just popped some pepto @1:09PM 0 comments
my tummy hurts now i just ate a butt load Sapna: disgusting ive been having massive diarrhea Anita: ohhh no! why ?? you have so many digestion issues HAHAHHAHAHA and bowel issues Sapna: oh we ate something funny @12:55PM 0 comments
Linda: no i want to be anorexic skinny @12:48PM 0 comments
Kimberly: the karaoke place we went to that had the blower's daughter Kimberly: also had jizz in my pants and dick in a box. @10:49AM 0 comments
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Alex: not really Alex: you? Anthony: gtalk, fb, hulu, netflix, wank, sleep @4:32PM 0 comments
Phuong: if I was a girl, I would pretty much be a carbon copy of Emma... Phuong: like, I would be an even bigger germaphobe Phuong: and would dress like her Phuong: and I would probably have a wedding dress like the one she picked cause I really think that's the best wedding dress I've ever seen on anybody..ever! Erik: if you looked as good as she did Erik: I would totally bone female you @11:27AM 0 comments
Naho: in my pants right now Alex: sounds hot Naho: and steamy Alex: fragrant Naho: you know i like to call it aromatherapy @1:05PM 0 comments
Juliet: watch that Juliet: holy crap! Juliet: i have a total boner! @9:15PM 0 comments
Annie: and not in our world? @11:23AM 0 comments
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Alex: filled up with christ's love Kimberly: let's not lie now. you might bring down god's wrath upon you. @11:12AM 0 comments
Luke: manwich, alex style @12:26PM 0 comments
Alex: yeah? Alex: what made it great? Becky: hm all the classic elements Becky: healthy Becky: good flow Becky: felt lighter Becky: good timing Becky: not lots of disturbance @8:36PM 0 comments
Anthony: at work Anthony: i only absorb half of what you say Alex: i need to speak it into your asshole, then Alex: so you can absorb all of it Anthony: eel style @4:25PM 0 comments
Anthony: kci and jojo - all my life @2:57PM 0 comments
Peter: go wank off Anton: i could Peter: i just saw mich on mon Peter: i did it 6x Peter: i'm tired @9:59PM 0 comments
Alex: ...dat christian side hug! Ron: i will Ron: under no circumstance Ron: give you dat christian side hug Ron: i'm sorry Ron: but i hope you understand @12:42PM 0 comments
Erik: ugg(s) @1:02PM 0 comments
Alex: thanks Alex: you too Anthony: i wish i was A L E X lookin @11:43AM 0 comments
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Phuong: so could prob make prints the size of my penis Phuong: aka, HUGE @2:43PM 0 comments
Alex: trick Anthony: eels or tofu Alex: eels Anthony: FUNNEL Alex: thank you Anthony: in your rectum @7:10PM 0 comments
Ron: the love of a good woman Ron: and anal sex with your guy friends @3:39PM 0 comments
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Erik: Do you have a friend who insists a stripper was into him every time you leave a strip club? Erik: Do you know a guy who emails you the kind of porn that makes you want to cry then vomit? Erik: you're that guy Erik: #3 @10:57AM 0 comments
Phuong: but I would dress up just a little bit more than your normal dark skinny jeans + white button up plaid shirt with a green or red shirt underneath + black hoodie zip up over @10:50AM 0 comments
Alex: it's fun as hell, dude Alex: you should try it out next quarter Alex: you need to do shit, dude Luke: I know I need to do shit, but dancing is not it @10:09PM 0 comments
My Sister: gheeeey! @4:05PM 0 comments
Anthony: 3 consecutive entries on the nonsense page Anthony: the nonsense trifecta as you might call it @3:49PM 0 comments
Ryan: he got deported back to japan at like age 25 Ryan: visa issues Ryan: after living here since he was like 4 Ryan: he was like "ive been with some wild chicks but it seems like every girl in japan wants me to come on her face" @1:15PM 0 comments
Alex: working Alex: you? Anthony: just about finishing up Alex: yeah? how was she? Anthony: tight @3:50PM 0 comments
Alex: what about them? Anthony: + funnel Anthony: = good times Alex: so true Anthony: truer words have never been spoken @3:23PM 0 comments
Ron: wanna take a ride on my disco stick? Alex: i'd love to! Ron: :D @10:17AM 0 comments
Marlo: phuong? Alex: plus me Alex: plus you Alex: threesome Marlo: minus me Alex: you as cameraman Marlo: editing yah Alex: and tasting @9:56PM 0 comments
Alex: but they already have shampoo and conditioner in one Phuong: no listen Phuong: soo Phuong: it's a breakfast cereal made by microsoft Phuong: and the ceral is like Cherios, only it's only 1's and 0's Phuong: and then instead of a free toy.. you get a free SERIAL number for a microsoft software! Phuong: and the cereal is called 'Microsoft SERIAL' @3:17PM 0 comments
Marlo: yah Marlo: and that shirt should go-to the trash @3:20PM 0 comments
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B: ... A: song @9:49PM 0 comments
Dad: i can ask Charles (horny guy) @8:47PM 0 comments
Annie: i accidentally bought a $138 face cream! @4:52PM 1 comments
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Ron: i'm getting so high right now @10:15AM 0 comments
Purwa: no eligible men Purwa: at ALL Alex: damn Alex: ineligible because they're married? Alex: or because they ugly Purwa: married, unattractive, stupid @12:01PM 0 comments
Anthony: cuz im an old fool Alex: who's so cool Anthony: so if you wanna get down Alex: lemme show you the way Anthony: whoomp Alex: there Anthony: it Alex: is Alex: LEMME HEAR YA SAY! @8:34PM 0 comments
Phuong: it's not so much an individual thing @2:05PM 0 comments
Char: Hm that's hard to do w the I phone. Ur ass must be really versed at sliding the unlocking mechanism, going thru the contacts and picking out my name. But then, I'm not surprised haha. @1:41PM 0 comments
Phuong: if I wear a shirt that bright Phuong: people will think I'm filipino @10:46AM 0 comments
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Juliet: nothing much, fist fuck @2:32PM 0 comments
Phuong: ..like marlo Phuong: :) @3:06PM 0 comments
Erik: nope Ryan: well maybe thats the cause of your malaise Erik: most likely Ryan: so get toit Erik: meh Erik: hard to change the direction of your life Erik: when you don't feel like doing anything Ryan: go find some girl and stick it in her mouth so deep your balls poke her tonsils Ryan: youll feel better @10:53AM 0 comments
Alex: yeah Alex: eventually Annie: eventually? Annie: that's alex for never. @4:18PM 0 comments
Coral: it has its ups and downs @11:39AM 0 comments
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Ron: i gotta favor to ask Ron: can you move in slow motion for me?? @7:40PM 0 comments
Phuong: it tastes like vomit in my mouth Phuong: :( Phuong: like.. a weird aftertaste Alex: butthole is an acquired taste, my friend @4:41PM 0 comments
Phuong: it was the weirdest thing @10:47AM 0 comments
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Erik: playing cranium at my friend's place Erik: and she gave me her number Francisco: nice Francisco: got her number and some cranium. @2:16PM 0 comments
Alex: that's cool Alex: where will you have sex though? Stefano: oh living room doesnt stop me from having sex..come on now @4:26PM 0 comments
Anthony: (from your butt, but in the front) @11:07AM 0 comments
Alex: which is Alex: the first person to 6-pack wins Alex: do you want in? Oscar: doesn't anthony have a head start @1:40PM 0 comments
Erik: yeah well I'll be gone long before the mold grows Ryan: oh, alright Erik: if he wants mold in his house, it's his problem Ryan: because seriously you can die Erik: I know Erik: mold ain't no joke Erik: that'll be a t-shirt I'll make Erik: Mold: It's No Joke! Ryan: 5/10 Ryan: the "its no joke" line works better if whats before it is, typically, a joke Erik: right, that's why it's funny Ryan: like "clowns: theyre no joke" Erik: because mold really is no joke Erik: you could die Ryan: no its absurdist "not funny" trying to be funny Ryan: your shirt is family guy Erik: FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU @10:58AM 0 comments
Alex: lots of people died of grief back then Alex: like upon hearing their spouse is dead Alex: they immediately drop dead Erik: wow Erik: does that mean we're more callous today Alex: we must be Erik: that's kinda depressing @10:32AM 0 comments
Alex: lace panties Alex: nothing else Anthony: crotchless? Alex: crotchful Anthony: oh wow @10:23AM 0 comments
Phuong: hahah, I guess... Phuong: At first, I thought it was a joke on those input verification systems Phuong: like if you buy tickets on ticketmaster, you have to enter in what it says in the box and it's all scrambled Alex: haha Alex: it is Phuong: ohh Alex: but it takes it even further Phuong: well that's confusing because they took it in a completely different direction Phuong: I guess I like, but I would like more as 2 separate comics please.. Alex: CAPTCHAs (that's what they're called) Alex: are meant to differentiate between humans and computers Alex: e.g., so that bots can't buy tickets Phuong: right... Phuong: OHH Phuong: so they can't read it! Phuong: AHAHAHAH Alex: so...that's why it's funny Phuong: ok ok ok Phuong: now I get it.. hehe @10:34AM 0 comments
sounds pretty cold to me Ron: fuck Ron: it feels hotter Ron: maybe i'm having a hot flash Alex: pregnant! Ron: yes!! @4:48PM 0 comments
Phuong: I'm not answering that @12:09PM 0 comments
Alex: but my foreskin was removed at birth... Phuong: sigh @1:57PM 0 comments
Anthony: which reminds me...do you like having ur balls played with @10:07AM 0 comments
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Annie: haha yeah @9:29PM 0 comments
Ron: http://omg.yahoo.com/news/sade-at-work-on-first-album-in-nine-years/23268 @8:13PM 0 comments
Alex: shoot Marlo: how CERTAIN are you of this? @4:04PM 0 comments
Anthony: nada...prolly laundry Anthony: sleep Anthony: jerk it Anthony: you? Alex: cool Alex: probably the same Anthony: nice Anthony: we can be jerk buddies @2:20PM 0 comments
Kimberly: the comments are all "cute!" Kimberly: but it looks completely creepy to me @3:07PM 0 comments
Marlo: when you make your home right on the range Alex: start your horses and come along Marlo: cause you can't get a ride if you can't hold on. Alex: sing it! Marlo: yippie ki yi yay me: yippee ki yi -- what?? Marlo: like the cowboys sing! Alex: sing it again, now! Marlo: yippie ki yi yay Alex: get along little doggie Marlo: till the break of day! Alex: better watch out for those man-eating jackrabbits Marlo: and that killer cacti! Alex: heeeeeeey Marlo: dude! Marlo: * cue horseshoe * Marlo: hey danny! Marlo: what's up ted? Marlo: nothing much, just cleaning out barn Marlo: have you seen brad? she's hot! Marlo: hey you better watch out for mr. ernst @3:01PM 0 comments
Kimiko: i signed into aim Kimiko: for the first time in 3 yearsa Kimiko: and i realized Kimiko: that i donlt need to ever do that again Kimiko: hahaha Alex: oh shit Alex: did you check everyone's profile? Kimiko: nah Kimiko: just seeing JkPiNoY6i9 made me sign off instnatly @2:33PM 0 comments
Alison: how would you write that? Alison: "hoooohhhhhh" @2:59PM 0 comments
Alex: that shit is intense Linda: hahah Linda: is that surfing? @12:46PM 0 comments
Alex: i don't know Alex: it might! Annie: but is it because its sex or is it because you're a closet homosexual? @3:43PM 0 comments
[00:23] Misha: cause she gets you fey-ded [00:23] Misha: and I love Tina Fey @12:24AM 0 comments
Alex: ...that our penises are so small? Alex: i don't know, man Alex: god hates us Anthony: Its alrite Anthony: We're smart Anthony: We'll invent a chemical and put it in the water to shrink everyone elses @3:42PM 0 comments
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Erik: I must be doing something right Alex: daaamn Alex: share with me your wisdom Alex: and there's no way it's zero-wipe Alex: one-wipe Alex: one-wipe to determine that no further wipes are necessary Erik: well, of course you have to do one wipe Erik: but if it comes away clean Erik: I consider it a zero wipe @11:34AM 0 comments
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Anthony: i was reading an article, and it mentioned the word 'scat' in it @3:13PM 0 comments
Kimiko: we talked about emoticons and shit @1:36PM 0 comments
Ron: i need to be in sd to meet with a professor Ron: 1) will you be around? Ron: 2) do you want to cuddle? @10:46AM 0 comments
Alex: like jesus on the 3rd day Shana: on the third day? Shana: of what? Shana: is this some vital piece of history i've missed out on? @5:29PM 0 comments
Phuong: The Keri Hilson CD finally leaked Alex: oh shit! Alex: guess what'll be doing as soon as i go home and after i masturbate Phuong: masturbating a second time? @4:55PM 0 comments
Alex: haha Alex: what a huge bitch you sound like Kimiko: no way man Kimiko: just super unprofessional Kimiko: your hoodie and uggs are not okay at work @10:56AM 0 comments
Marlo: thx ho bag Alex: how did you celebrate? Alex: bukkake? Marlo: kaz was not here Marlo: so no Alex: gang bang? Marlo: ditto w/ phuong @11:41AM 0 comments
Marlo: this is not a joke Alex: uh Marlo: i can't think of the adjective Alex: wet skin? Marlo: no Alex: moisturized Marlo: that's it Marlo: moisturized Marlo: i kept thinking moist Alex: ohyouregross @1:52PM 0 comments
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Alex: the party's here on the west side Anthony: so i reach for my 40 and i pick it up Alex: designated driver take the keys to my truck Anthony: guh guh guh g uniiiiit! REMIX! @8:52PM 0 comments
Shana: (no dirty jokes) @1:57PM 0 comments
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Alex: kinky @3:10PM 0 comments
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Alex: like t.pain feat. r.kelly Anthony: naw playa Anthony: r.kelly feat tpain and ti Anthony: ruh ruh remix! @11:07PM 0 comments
Erik: I stole this one from the autism lab Alex: damn Alex: that's messed up Alex: stealing from handicapped kids Erik: they won't miss it Erik: they're infants Erik: with autism @10:52AM 0 comments
Shannon: not schooled in the ways of the street @8:18PM 0 comments
Nick: Yes..I'm watching you Ooohohhhhhhhh @8:42AM 0 comments
He says: haha. does it smell like cumin? :) She says: tell you mama, it's worse. Like wet, old rag that wiped up MILK. @3:15PM 0 comments
Alex: sup g Alex: just took a shit Ron: yay boi Ron: tell me everything @2:31PM 0 comments
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Alex: and i went to wipe my ass Alex: and i wiped up a strand of enoki mushroom Anna: OMG Anna: that TOTALLY happened to me last week @2:12PM 0 comments
Erik: Sunday afternoon Erik: you're at work Erik: and we're discussing dev environments and debuggers @12:46PM 0 comments
Peter: penis Peter: ummm Peter: well Peter: i feel like chicken wings Peter: i've been craving them Anthony: which one? penis or the wings Peter: .... @10:53AM 0 comments
Dae-Ho: it's a package of random things that are NSFW Dae-Ho: that I can no longer, in good conscience, own Dae-Ho: and instead of throwing them away, I wanted to see if you'd find any humor in seeing them Dae-Ho: and get some use of the $ that was wasted Dae-Ho: but yeah Dae-Ho: don't open the package in the office Dae-Ho: take care of my babies @1:34PM 0 comments
gil: sneak attack anna: pearl necklace? gil: yea but a total surprise gil: like even i'm suprised anna: the element of surprise is crucial anna: especially when blowing loads gil: has a guy ever hooked you up like that? anna: yea totally anna: but i can't say if he was surprised about it anna: i sure was gil: he probably was but he played it cool gil: i usually laugh @7:37PM 0 comments
chris: plugging a fine ass bitch, rolling up a fat one, and a twice-grilled burrito from el pollo loco anna: that was the funniest thing you've ever said @7:35PM 0 comments
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Marlo: my sister caught me reciting Marlo: "i need to make love love love love love" Alex: as opposed to, "i wanna make love in this club (hey!)" ? Alex: haha man Alex: that is fucked up Marlo: noo Marlo: I wanna make up right now now now Marlo: by akon @1:35PM 0 comments
Marlo: wong fu productions Alex: haha Alex: have they taken over the world yet? Marlo: hardly Marlo: they did have a campus tour Marlo: but i think youtube in general has taken their audience Marlo: they were youtube hits before youtube was around Marlo: and now they gotta compete w/ chocolate rain Alex: yeah, true Alex: some stay dry and others feel the pain Marlo: what? Marlo: is that a random tupac quote? Alex: bitch Alex: that's from chocolate rain Marlo: hold up Marlo: take a step back Marlo: when have I ever been able to correctly memorize or identify lyrics Alex: true Alex: ....harps and fiddles! Alex: wait, no Marlo: that was intentional Alex: i'd need no haters, operators, something something... Marlo: there you go @1:35PM 0 comments
Erik: and I decided to get a Gillete Fusion, because hey, latest and greatest, and it was the same price as the Mach 3 or Mach 5 or whatever Erik: and let me tell you Erik: that was an excellent shave @10:08AM 0 comments
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[21:48] Connie: how do you not worry [21:49] Connie: you don't seem to care about anything [21:49] Connie: or nothing bothers you @9:51PM 0 comments
Marlo: so i chaperoned a jr. high dance last friday Marlo: joe weekley style Alex: haha Alex: nice Alex: i'll bet they had tight assholes Marlo: i should hope so Marlo: but you never know with kids these days @12:02AM 0 comments
Alex: well Alex: wwjd? Erik: if he had access to super glue Erik: he most likely would have used it Erik: to glue the wounds on his hands and feet @11:04PM 0 comments
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Ron: you know Ron: keeping it poppin like a boner in sweat pants @4:28PM 0 comments
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Alex: no, i don't remember Phuong: oh Phuong: well there was Phuong: and the supreme court reviewed it Phuong: and then refused to make a decision on it Phuong: and then declined to comment on why Phuong: my friend who's a lawyer says that that's a very good thing Phuong: it means that they wanted to wait for the election since if the voters strike down prop 8, then they don't have to do the dirty work and problem solved Phuong: but if it did pass, then they'd review it and maybe strike it down afterwards from the supreme court's perspective, it would be very dangerous to let prop 8 stand since it sets a dangerous precedence Alex: ... Alex: who are you and what have you done with phuong hong? @10:33AM 0 comments
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Phuong: that's essentially the software equivalent of what R. Kelly likes Alex: ah Alex: let me know how it is Alex: and if it's really the next remix to ignition Alex: hot and fresh out the kitchen Phuong: YES! Alex: the pre-beta is also like r kelly because Alex: they usually don't do this, but, uh...it's going on ahead and breaking you off on a little preview of the remix Phuong: hahahah Phuong: you fool @11:04AM 0 comments
[23:20] Erik: haha [23:20] Erik: her vagina is inexorably stretched @11:21PM 0 comments
[23:07] Erik: who are these fucking kids, living this life [23:07] Erik: don't lie [23:07] Erik: is this what growing up in the San Gabriel Valley was like? @11:08PM 0 comments
Alex: that shit looked fun Ron: awesome Ron: where is it? Alex: ... Alex: camp pendleton, dude Ron: where the fuck is that? @11:06AM 0 comments
what's the being? Alex: there are tons of zerg beings zerglins zerglings hydralisks mutalisks guardians Christine: wooww!! @4:48PM 0 comments
Ron: did you know that ho can be spelled h-o-e? Alex: isn't that original spelling? Alex: the gardening tool? Ron: i thought that a hoe was the tool Ron: and a ho was a whore Ron: i've been wrong this whole time... Alex: haha Alex: i guess so have i Alex: how did you find this out? Ron: i looked it up on wikipedia Ron: a ho is a hoe is a whore @9:58AM 0 comments
Kim: where i was part of a team of assassins Kim: and we went to a backstreet boys concert to kill them Kim: but we were foiled Kim: because it was nsync instead Kim: and i got shot @12:57PM 0 comments
Jennie: it met both criteria: non-indigestion related, and 3/4 as good as an orgasm @12:45PM 0 comments
11:49:01 AM Ryan: exactly 11:49:11 AM Ryan: he killed a lot of jews 11:49:34 AM Erik: total brosef 11:51:47 AM Ryan: would you call our friendship a bromance 11:51:58 AM Erik: I would for sure 11:52:15 AM Erik: we have the ebrotional intimacy 11:52:18 AM Erik: without the sex 11:58:00 AM Ryan: nice @12:00PM 0 comments
Phuong: the theme will be: Phuong: come dressed as your favorite 'government-siezed financial institution' @10:43AM 0 comments
Annie: the faux sarah will be "nailing russians who come knocking at her back door" @11:54AM 0 comments
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Marlo: that should be a sign Marlo: for you to recommit yourself to god @1:38PM 0 comments
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Charmaine: me either Alex: send me a postcard Charmaine: for sure! Charmaine: with a huge dick drawing on it!! Charmaine: ur fav @10:53PM 0 comments
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Alex: hmm Alex: possibly Alex: they can't be bad Ron: yea Ron: but he made a bold claim before his commercial break Ron: he said when he came back, he was going to finish the best enchiladas i've ever tasted in my life Alex: wow Alex: i'm curious Alex: tyler's ultimate? Ron: yup Ron: remember when he did the 911 rescue shows Ron: where he'd go to people's homes Ron: and help them Ron: his forehead was hella shiny then Ron: they must cake the make up on now, there's no sheen Alex: wow Alex: you were really paying attention Ron: i can't help myself sometimes Ron: i just remembered watching that show Ron: and thinking about how shiny a forehead he had @3:40PM 0 comments
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[22:54] Drew: good [22:54] Drew: we just had our first bonding experience [22:54] Alex: ah nice [22:54] Alex: who ate the cookie? [22:54] Drew: cookie/ [22:54] Drew: ? @10:50PM 0 comments
Jennifer: no whats that Jennifer: is it dirty @4:31PM 0 comments
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Annie: if you were to chop it up Annie: i'd probably go with an attempt to boil the body down to its bones Annie: and then bury the bones Annie: although the stench is pretty terrible @9:52AM 0 comments
12:12:46 PM Ryan: a porno called "burka bitches" 12:12:55 PM Ryan: with like muslim chicks who keep their faces veiled the whole time 12:13:28 PM Erik: I am SURE it's been done 12:13:49 PM Erik: http://www.burkabitches.com/ 12:14:02 PM Erik: although they aren't covered 12:14:12 PM Ryan: damn 12:14:19 PM Ryan: i thought it was an original idea @12:17PM 0 comments
Phuong: ! Alex: whose down w/ GOP?! Phuong: (this whole party!) @4:48PM 0 comments
Ron: my baggy jeans Ron: my thug appeal? @3:50PM 0 comments
[22:50] Julie: was...... [22:51] Julie: wen i stopped by [22:51] Julie: my friend's place in sd [22:51] Julie: n uh [22:51] Julie: he was like come here!" [22:51] Julie: so i go to his room [22:51] Julie: n he........shows me these two girls [22:51] Julie: taking turns [22:51] Julie: pooping in their god damn mouth @10:49PM 0 comments
Ron: and i'm chilling till then Alex: booty call? Ron: yea Ron: she's in jail though @1:08PM 0 comments
Phuong: I've never heard of such a country @10:22AM 0 comments
Ron: aww Ron: thanks for noticing @4:03PM 0 comments
Julie: thanks to jack in the box @3:15PM 0 comments
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Erik: literally, if you're Oscar or Luke @1:17PM 0 comments
Erik: just tell them you're laughing at some ridiculous purchasing numbers Erik: "$400 for toilet paper? bwa hahaha!" Ryan: i do laugh at things like that Ryan: also i yell at my computer and hurl insults at this fly i cant seem to catch Ryan: my boss walked by earlier and i was clawing at the screen saying "i hate you" @4:04PM 0 comments
Alex: all gay marriages will no longer be recognized, i believe Phuong: well what about non-gay marriages? Alex: nothing would happen to them Phuong: oh you mean it's just a ban on gay marriages?? Phuong: that's eff'd up! Phuong: I thought it was all marriages in general Alex: you can't be serious Alex: no one is this stupid Phuong: ahahahah Phuong: yeah it didn't make sense to me at first @3:27PM 0 comments
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Alex: http://www.churchpartner.com/store/customer/product-1027.html Erik: haha Erik: that would be rad Erik: we could flavor them Erik: and have different "stations of the cross" Erik: "in a variety of delicious flavors" Alex: haha Alex: though the stations of the cross is different from the sacrament of eucharist Erik: yeah I know Erik: it was the best I could do off the top of my head @4:38PM 0 comments
Ron: they'd probably say "don't let oscar ever do fucking salvia here again" @2:10PM 0 comments
[22:38] Julie: they said it was [22:38] Julie: but we got it from a ninja @10:36PM 0 comments
Erik: yeah she does Ryan: if i was a girl I wouldnt date you, youre kind of a fag @9:15AM 0 comments
I've had this distinct giner-y smell in my nose why is that? Alex: a va-giner-y smell? @11:34AM 0 comments
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Ron: econ is greek to me Ron: i can't understand anything about that stuff Alex: haha Alex: me too Alex: i can't understand most of it Alex: though i got 4's on my ap micro and macro Ron: that's cuz you's a pimp Ron: p-i-m-p Ron: pimps need economics Ron: to contabulate all they monies @11:18AM 0 comments
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[16:02] Anita: HAHAHHA [16:02] Anita: mee too @4:56PM 0 comments
[19:20] Julie: i was right [19:20] Julie: as i was dropping off the kids [19:21] Julie: i dropped off dead blood @7:20PM 1 comments
Alex: get through the night without yooou Phuong: if I had to live without you... Phuong: what kind of LIFE would that beeee... @4:21PM 0 comments
Gil: are byob Gil: or at least they turn the other cheek Alex: haha Alex: look the other way, you mean? Gil: is that the saying Gil: hahaha @2:10PM 0 comments
Ron: im so krispay Ron: my ice game make you haters wanna git me @2:22PM 0 comments
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Erik: rapper Alex: why not a singer? Erik: does he sing? Alex: yeah dude Alex: i'm goin down down baby... Erik: haha Erik: I would say he is primarily a rapper Erik: who also sings Alex: but he raps in melody Erik: nah, he's primarily billed as a rapper Erik: who also happens to sing Erik: he would win the slashie Erik: for best rapper/singer Erik: and NOT the other way around Alex: haha Alex: how about sean paul? Erik: see, I would say he's the other way around Erik: best singer/rapper @10:10AM 0 comments
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Gil: haha Gil: who would have known Gil: such great filmaking existed @4:18PM 0 comments
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Jennifer: you just acknowledge their presence Jennifer: instead of trying to ward them off Alex: to yourself? Jennifer: yes Alex: and the spirit senses that? Jennifer: god Jennifer: yes they do! Jennifer: fucking a @4:32PM 0 comments
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Betty: dont ask @10:03PM 0 comments
Phuong: so we can be iPhone butties? Phuong: err.. buddies Phuong: sorry, slip of the wrist @11:08AM 0 comments
Hoa: kullah mullah! @10:35PM 0 comments
Erik: something you're not telling us? Erik: I glanced through it Erik: looks like a singularly unhelpful magazine Erik: which advice such as, "play wii boxing for a fun workout; for that extra burn, add lunges, squats, and crunches while waiting your turn" @11:47AM 0 comments
Jennifer: "gyea" is when im stoked about something @2:11PM 0 comments
Alex: i don't know? Alex: he's one of them Phuong: oh I thought you only had two Alex: nah Alex: i've got several Alex: probably more than you do, actually Phuong: hahahah Phuong: it's always a competition w/ you isn't it? Alex: i am better than you. Alex: i win. Phuong: even at having gay friends? really? Phuong: sad @2:57PM 0 comments
Alex: she wrote Alex: "I'm working in bakerfield today. Sometimes it smells like poo" Anita: HAHHAHAHAHAHHA Anita: OMG Anita: how sad Anita: dude Anita: it doens't Anita: not the part i live in Anita: i love B-TOWN, BAKO @10:29AM 0 comments
Charmaine: yuck @11:26AM 0 comments
behind where the couch was Erik: it's between that one and the other one they installed Erik: right into what I assume is the sister's bedroom Erik: (you perv) Alex: wow Alex: 1. purchase webcam Erik: 2. ??? Erik: 3. Profit! @12:39PM 0 comments
Erik: and she was super cool @11:08AM 0 comments
Jennifer: so excited Jennifer: lite brite lite brite turn on the magic of colored lights @12:50PM 0 comments
Erik: let me tell you Erik: after using my crappy little portable mouse Erik: this thing is delightful Erik: it's like computer masturbation @12:12PM 0 comments
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Erik: and every time she says it it sounds like she's about to start busting out the soulja boy Erik: makes me want to get up and dance @11:28AM 0 comments
JJ (9:01:07 AM): she's on the pill JJ (9:01:10 AM): uses condoms JJ (9:01:17 AM): and when it broke, used plan B JJ (9:01:32 AM): if there is some supersperm out there that can bypass all that..that baby deserves to be born @9:02AM 0 comments
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Jennifer: haha yah man! Jennifer: dude i had 3 different encylopedia sets at home Jennifer: i went through that shit a million times Jennifer: if i ran out of books i brought from school id pick up an encyclopedia and prop it up on its side Jennifer: read it while i had my head on the pillow Jennifer: cuz it was too damn heavy to hold up Jennifer: i was such a nerd Alex: haha Alex: no dude Alex: encyclopedia brown Jennifer: brown? Alex: not encyclopedia brittanica Jennifer: whos encyclopedia brown Jennifer: gat damnit @5:17PM 1 comments
Phuong: just so we're clear, so you don't have to always 'call me out' on it Phuong: anymore @4:38PM 0 comments
Phuong: you keep reciting miscellaneous african-american slang @2:59PM 0 comments
Alex: aside from god Deanna: dunno Deanna: gotta keep my options open @10:23AM 0 comments
Alex (11:39:56 PM): i want filet mignon in black pepper sauce Anna (11:40:02 PM): yeah on that sizzling black pan @11:40PM 0 comments
Meredith: it's a lot of work but hey, we are young. Meredith: heartache to heartache, we stand @4:27PM 0 comments
D: 3-6 months to live D: my manager wants to send him wine D: isnt that a bad call? D: i say a movie and chocalate @3:12PM 0 comments
Phuong: you should come tomorrow Alex: i just did... Phuong: ugh Alex: ..that's the sound i made Phuong: ok I take back what I said about you being all grown up @4:18PM 0 comments
Gil: UNO, DOS, TRES, CATORCE? @12:28PM 0 comments
Gil: round 830 Gil: think u can make it? Alex: oh nice Alex: yeah Alex: mind if i take a shower at your place? Gil: yeah dude Gil: long as u jerk off straight into the drain @11:32AM 0 comments
Alex: i'm good Alex: contemplating taking a shit Alex: yourself? Anita: hahaha Anita: i just did!!! @10:45AM 0 comments
Drew (6:45:36 PM): pussy snorkel Drew (6:45:40 PM): that was it @6:46PM 0 comments
Ron: esp. with the squat @12:03PM 0 comments
Annie: in half @3:09PM 0 comments
Alex: no, i don't Erik: fool is repeatedly trying to friend me on Facebook Erik: and I'm pretty sure he's gay @12:07PM 0 comments
Phuong: (in love) Phuong: can't help it, girl can't help it (oh no!) @11:36AM 0 comments
Ron: that i didnt know before about the prophet Ron: is that he has a problem with gentlemen pissing standing up Ron: for hygenic reasons Ron: so when i see western toilets, they are taped up Ron: i gotta piss like a woman @12:10PM 0 comments
Marlo: http://www.umich.edu/news/index.html?BG/317descr @11:23AM 0 comments
Jennie (8:58:41 AM): can you go on to catch a predator and seek out dirty old men who want to molest 12 yr olds? Jennie (8:59:00 AM): work with the legendary chris hansen?! @10:11AM 0 comments
Michelle (11:52:30 PM): hahaha yah my boyfriend got one actually Michelle (11:52:32 PM): he likes it @11:53PM 0 comments
Alex: i would never pull a you Alex: or anyone who looked remotely like you Phuong: I dont' know what that means @10:20AM 0 comments
Jeff (5:39:52 PM): the luke burger @5:54PM 0 comments
Annie (7:40:40 PM): poop + pubes = poobes. @7:41PM 0 comments
Eugenia (9:44:48 AM): the facility described finding a fetus in the laundry as "unusual" @12:20PM 0 comments
Gil: wut tha dildo homie @3:34PM 0 comments
Alex: and i came to a realization Deanna: that u're black at heart? @2:29PM 0 comments
Eugenia: whoa @7:07PM 0 comments
Erik (10:59:13 PM): haha Erik (10:59:14 PM): sweet Erik (10:59:18 PM): Dani's hellza going to win @11:14PM 0 comments
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Phuong (11:30:41 PM): we went to this random bar Phuong (11:30:46 PM): that turned out to be this awful lesbian bar Alex (11:30:51 PM): HAWT Phuong (11:30:53 PM): no no Phuong (11:31:00 PM): it was the complete opposite of this Phuong (11:31:19 PM): everyone there looked like fat versions of Screech Phuong (11:31:37 PM): and they all wore polo shirts Alex (11:31:54 PM): DOUBLE HAWT Phuong (11:32:07 PM): it was like everyone there just robbed a J.Crew @11:32PM 0 comments
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[18:51] James: i was watching this room raiders and i thought to myself, i hope people don't act this way in real life [18:52] James: and then [18:52] James: i met californians @7:20PM 0 comments
Stefano (12:40:18 PM): so i showed up @12:41PM 0 comments
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Erik (4:20:49 PM): literally?! Alex (4:20:52 PM): haha Alex (4:20:55 PM): YOU WATCHED IT?!??! Erik (4:21:02 PM): I went to the web site Erik (4:21:15 PM): and immediately closed the window when it started to get bad Erik (4:21:24 PM): to minimize the scarring @3:23PM 0 comments
Erik (4:10:25 PM): nope Erik (4:10:27 PM): drinking game? @3:15PM 0 comments
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Dan (7:20:02 PM): i mean that Dan (7:20:05 PM): i really do @8:59PM 0 comments
Ron: besides reading how beautiful elvis is @12:23PM 0 comments
eugenia: so he pointed a girl named chen chen in our class and said 'you look like you know how to say this..' @12:19PM 0 comments
Crystal: ahahh and always keep it semi-homemade @5:58PM 0 comments
Eugenia (6:32:47 PM): i hate regretting life decisions @6:33PM 0 comments
Deanna: what a hypocrite Deanna: how can u sing their songs Deanna: like ur a fan Deanna: and then turn ur back on them??? @3:51PM 0 comments
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Deanna: dragon ball z marathon on TV? @2:30PM 0 comments
Erik: I am going to Tibet to become a monk @10:52AM 0 comments
anna: stupid indian food annie: lolol awww girl i know i know annie: i pooped and i was like omgg smells like cat poop @5:07PM 0 comments
Phuong: what if it's gay sex? Phuong: do you still want me to tell you how it is? @2:28PM 0 comments
Anthony (12:37:48 AM): and all the girls are like "oh hellz yea!" Anthony (12:38:32 AM): and all the guys are like "yo homie, shorty's got a cute ass voice. i bet shes fuckin fine yo" Anthony (12:39:02 AM): now...at least at my high school, everyone was under the impression that inoj was some cute filipino girl singing another cover song Anthony (12:39:10 AM): last night i youtubed her video Anthony (12:39:19 AM): shorty's black yo! Anthony (12:39:26 AM): 10 year fantasy...shot to shit @8:40AM 0 comments
Deanna: i feel like shit rite now! Deanna: i just ate a fuckin piece of cake Deanna: and i feel sooooooooo fuckin guilty Deanna: i'm soooooooooo mad at myself Deanna: [frown] Deanna: fuck Deanna: fuck Deanna: fuck Deanna: fuck Deanna: fuck @1:42PM 0 comments
Alex: what do you want for xmas? Annie: a virgin galactic charter to space @2:22PM 0 comments
Gil: to drink Gil: we drunk em Gil: got drunk @11:01AM 0 comments
Jennie (5:59:17 PM): and immediately upon releasing that fecal matter, do you feel this surge of happiness/relief to your head? @6:49PM 0 comments
Juliet (1:25:06 PM): i mean i see the appeal, and i like how he dresses, but he's not hot @2:12PM 0 comments
anna: OH HAI neil: HOW U R anna: IM ALRITE anna: HOW R U neil: OH U NO neil: IM KEWL @11:54AM 0 comments
sean: do tell anna: we both agreed that cold damp balls that sticks to the thighs anna: are SUPER gross anna: you know what i'm talking about? sean: HAHAHAHA sean: when does that happen? sean: yeah like if i went out running sean: and then it was a cold day anna: like if we have to peel the balls anna: from thigh anna: and it's got that damp cold sweat and shit sean: what if it's hot damp balls that stick to the thighs anna: that's almost worse sean: hahahaha @10:47PM 0 comments
anna: i'll sell it for you anna: i'll put on a mink bikini and drap across the hood all azn import model style sean: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA sean: it will decrease the value anna: oh totally @10:30PM 0 comments
Phuong: was it good? Phuong: what's the new tagline?? Erik: ahahahahaha Erik: when technology fails Erik: how sad Phuong: 'When Technology Fails'?!?! Phuong: They've had all summer to plan it.. and that's waht they come up with?? Erik: you fucking tard Erik: I was talking about you and your DVR @9:41AM 1 comments
Erik: oh hell no Alex: what if your girlfriend really wants one? Alex: fiance to be Erik: then I would need to seriously re-evaluate getting married to a woman that really wants a superficial and overvalued rock clawed from the guts of the earth by african slave labor @9:26AM 0 comments
Eugenia (3:10:57 PM): feeling uncool and inadequate bc i dont have a mac @3:11PM 0 comments
Elaine (8:30:21 PM): they are hilarious! Elaine (8:30:26 PM): you were soooooooo cute! Elaine (8:30:31 PM): what happened?!! @8:50PM 0 comments
Phuong: completely redesigned w/ new material Phuong: and an increased storage capability Phuong: and longer battery life @3:51PM 0 comments
anna: argh it's so bad sean: hahahahaha sean: deep house! sean: what what sean: uh tss uh tss uh tss anna: it's all throbbing beatz and shit sean: throbbing like my unused cack anna: duuuuude throbbing cack gross anna: all pulsating tendon anna: you know that tendon that runs down the side sean: hahahaha are there tendons in there? sean: i thought it was pure muscles sean: and blood anna: well there is that one tendon thing no? anna: or is it a blood vessel sean: vessel no? anna: ok maybe it's a blood vessel @12:11AM 0 comments
Phuong: Did I say that? Phuong: I meant to say.. 'Tad Hamilton' Erik: even worse! Phuong: no that's not too bad Erik: he was better looking in Transformers Phuong: hahahah Phuong: no way Phuong: if you looked like Josh Duhamel, I'd probably come kidnap you to go to Yogurt World a lot more Phuong: among other places @3:45PM 1 comments
Eugenia: you don't get diphtheria from rim jobs @2:46PM 0 comments
Alex: he's got a penchant for red flannel Alex: leave him alone Phuong: hahahah Phuong: but I'm referring to the facial Phuong: hair Phuong: I saw him like last week and it wasn't that bad Alex: because winter is rapidly approaching Alex: and thus the need for increased warmth Phuong: but Karlene and I went and kidnapped him to go to yougurt world on Sat and he's looking a tad scary @2:43PM 0 comments
Erik (10:17:14 PM): wherever the bacardi is at, I assume @10:17PM 0 comments
Phuong: and I don't care about anything of substance.. Phuong: (implied, whether or not you've said it) Phuong: and I'd just like to clarify that it has everything to do w/ the delivery and not really anything to do w/ the actual content of the news Phuong: in otherwords, if the real news were delivered w/ the same sarcasm and wit that a lot of celebrity gossip is 'dished' (and vice versa), I would definitely be watching/reading everything about the war or whatnot Phuong: and I could care less about 'hot messes' Phuong: hahah Phuong: aka, I don't ever watch Etertainment Tonight, or Access Hollywood or any of that carp because it's not funny Phuong: and I love watching weekend update (which has 'real' news half the time) @3:50PM 0 comments
Eugenia: spit it out and suffer the wrath @4:52PM 0 comments
Erik: you're doing well @12:22PM 0 comments
Ron: so i saw your twin yesterday Ron: this dude looked EXACTLY like you Ron: right down to the converses Ron: same hairstyle when you wear it up Ron: same bone structure Ron: same lucious lips Ron: same glasses even! Ron: i struck up a conversation Ron: he's a senior at cal Ron: and studies anthro Alex: haha Alex: same luscious lips? that's impossible Ron: alright well ALMOST the same Alex: he must be a doppelganger Ron: but damned close anyway Ron: enough to make me talk to a complete stranger @12:06PM 0 comments
Phuong: and our itenerary has us on this island off the coast of Australia when new years happens, so it'll be the first time I'll celebrate it in my bathing suit hopefully Phuong: ..or maybe my birthday suit if I play my cards right Alex: hopefully you'll achieve climax just as it turns 08 Phuong: hahahahah Phuong: fireworks won't be the only thing esploding? Alex: right Phuong: gross Alex: capillaries in buttholes will also be bursting @10:45AM 0 comments
ct (7:29:05 PM): paramount bought the rights to robotech live action movie ct (7:29:13 PM): and tobey maguire is gonna be in it ct (7:29:30 PM): all these robot movies all of a sudden ct (7:29:38 PM): just makes me think about the roots ct (7:29:39 PM): http://youtube.com/watch?v=vUxDmKFCD2o @7:31PM 0 comments
Alex (6:18:50 PM): will me praying affect whether or not my relative gets better? Friend (6:45:53 PM): mm Friend (6:46:03 PM): the bible says Friend (6:46:05 PM): no Friend (6:46:11 PM): like if u aren't a Christian Alex (6:46:29 PM): ah Alex (6:46:46 PM): and what if a christian prays for their relative to get better? Friend (6:46:55 PM): yes will be heard @6:59PM 0 comments
Phuong: is what I'm saying Phuong: does that make sense? @5:00PM 0 comments
Alex: i'm not Alex: i just don't use itunes Phuong: hahah no you are Phuong: you don't like the windows xp look and prefer the old one Phuong: you get like the IBM computer Alex: ... Phuong: (as opposed to like a mac or a toshiba) Phuong: you use mozilla instead of IE Phuong: etc. @4:59PM 0 comments
Meredith: make up and bras @4:23PM 0 comments
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Anna (11:21:41 PM): no, but there was that one thing about the light hitting the gloom on the gray @11:23PM 0 comments
Dan (9:25:43 PM): i mean that @11:17PM 0 comments
Marlo (2:22:11 PM): w/ these girls Marlo (2:22:23 PM): and one of them was seriously like a female version of me Marlo (2:22:35 PM): so hot and insult-friendly @2:27PM 0 comments
Marlo (2:19:42 PM): *points fingers at you* @2:21PM 0 comments
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Phuong: CUNTs Phuong: Coupon Users N' Takers @2:53PM 0 comments
sean: ooh shit sean: where to? anna: death valley end of sept and Morro Bay in october sean: ho shits! anna: lemme know if you're down and shit sean: i'm down yo anna: Morro sounds pretty rad sean: dood i've never been camping yo sean: i'm stoked! sean: dood i wonder if there's bears and shit sean: or jason anna: I just laughed so hard sean: dood or we can start a forest fire with our cigarettes anna: you're killing me @12:39AM 0 comments
Alex: fo sheezy Alex: my neezy Alex: keep my ahms so...so Charmaine: so breezay @6:50PM 0 comments
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Alex: wingwoman, you mean Phuong: hahahah Phuong: no @3:12PM 0 comments
Anthony (7:38:04 AM): asadachi - (literal translation: morning rising) aka morning wood Anthony (7:40:08 AM): ekiben - (literal translation: train lunch box) however, the guys who sell these lunch boxes at the train station look like the guys who sell cokes at a baseball game. they have this big tray tied around their neck. and as a result, ekiben is a term for the sexual position for when a guy is standing and a girl jumps on him, wraps her legs around him, and then they hump...funnel and eel not included Anthony (7:40:39 AM): tekoki - i dont know the literal translation, but it means when a girl gives you a hand job Anthony (7:40:52 AM): teman - fingering a girl Anthony (7:40:58 AM): chinco - penis Anthony (7:41:19 AM): omanko - pussy (apparnetly this is really derogatory) Anthony (7:41:30 AM): hentai - actually means pervert Anthony (7:42:02 AM): skebe - guys who are really creepy and perverted...ie alex Anthony (7:42:12 AM): btw, skebe is not a compliment Anthony (7:42:32 AM): chichi - ass...i think? Anthony (7:43:12 AM): btw...san dimas high school football rules @7:53AM 1 comments
Alex: raquetball? Phuong: yes Alex: we've got no choice but to fly up to santa clara and settle this Phuong: yeah but I don't wanna be lynch-mobbed by angry filipinos if we win... Phuong: lord knows there's 60+ of them hungry for blood @1:37PM 0 comments
Nancy: DEATH Nancy: feels like DEATH Alex: that's no good Alex: how come? Nancy: caz i got my period Nancy: :X @12:18PM 0 comments
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Alex: que tal, jugador Alex: tried this taco joint in ob last night Alex: it was bomb Ron: yea ? Ron: what did you have Ron: did you lean like a cholo Ron: with your elbows up, side to side @10:31AM 0 comments
Anna: dude we have to hit up din tai fung and dim sum SOON Sean: we dooo Sean: then i can hit on some fat fob Sean: and finally get laid Sean: then not feel bad once i bounce out @5:12PM 0 comments
Charmaine: haha Alex: not always Charmaine: yeah for the ugly girls @10:54PM 0 comments
Kim: she read some book Kim: some guy was writing about the seven deadly sins in america Kim: and he went to a fat pride convention Kim: and the women there were saying that they go mostly for the sex Kim: cuz the chubby chasers will go there @4:47PM 0 comments
anna: from the heat annie: LOLOL @4:25PM 0 comments
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Ron: please Ron: that's a stereotype that has plagued my people since the dawn of time Ron: or since a white person had sex with an asian person for the first time @4:28PM 0 comments
Jennifer: you're speaking with the minesweeper master Jennifer: thank you very much @4:40PM 0 comments
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Ron: of course Ron: it's training Ron: or instruction if you will Ron: on circuits Ron: i have no idea what it is. tell me @12:09PM 0 comments
Alex: ba da da da ba ba ee ah Alex: Ba ya ya ba ba de ba da da da ah ya ya Ron: im blue Alex: those are the opening lyrics to "kiss from a rose" Ron: oh Alex: haha Ron: hahahha Alex: close though Ron: there is a granite tower alone on the sea Alex: it goes, "there used to be a graying tower..." Ron: sigh Alex: haha though granite is pretty good too Ron: hahaha Ron: thanks Ron: damn Ron: i used to know all the words @10:23AM 0 comments
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Ron: for the casual encounters Ron: in the spirit of science, of course Ron: it was educational Alex: haha Alex: any prospects? Ron: no Ron: why can't it be ww4m Ron: it's always mw4w Ron: or mmmmwwww4wwwm Ron: or mw4mmmm @9:45AM 0 comments
Stefano (2:15:42 PM): sorry dude i was doing laundry Stefano (2:15:44 PM): and jerking off @2:16PM 0 comments
Marlo (1:26:13 PM): in what? Marlo (1:26:16 PM): the church of gay? Marlo (1:26:22 PM): lemme guess, phuong is the pope @1:28PM 0 comments
Christine: is it that thing Christine: the thing men wear on their chin, like a part of a goatee? @4:24PM 0 comments
Marlo: ...it ends Alex: your virginity? Alex: congrats, man! Marlo: you wish! Marlo: i'm saving that for you Marlo: and phuong Marlo: 3some! @1:59PM 0 comments
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Alex: i did you up the butt Phuong: I don't remember falling asleep on your couch? Alex: that was after i did you up the butt Phuong: ugh Alex: and that's the sound you made Phuong: well that explains why it hurt so much @10:13AM 0 comments
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Alex (5:30:36 PM): ...we're back again! Alex (5:31:06 PM): ....brothers, sisters, everybody sing! Zoe (5:31:21 PM): gunna bring the flava show you how Zoe (5:31:26 PM): got a question for ya better answer now Alex (5:31:49): am i original? Alex (5:33:02): (yeeaah-ahh) Zoe (5:40:52 PM): am i the only one? Zoe (5:40:58 PM): (yeaah-ahh) Zoe (5:41:05 PM): AM I THEE-XUUU-ALLLL Alex (5:41:19 PM): (yeeaah-aah) Alex (5:41:21 PM): am i everything you need?! you better rock your body now! Zoe (5:43:58 PM): EVERYBODYYYYY Zoe (5:44:02 PM): yeahhh-ahhhh Zoe (5:44:06 PM): rock yo bodehhhhh Zoe (5:44:08 PM): yeahhhh-ahhhh Alex (5:44:13 PM): EVERYBODYYYYY Alex (5:44:20 PM): rock. yo. bodeh. right. Zoe (5:44:32 PM): BACKSTREETS BACK Alex (5:44:38 PM): ....AL-RIGHT! @5:39PM 0 comments
Ron: and you Ron: what do you think @1:36PM 0 comments
Alex: yeah Alex: it seems like a great time Ron: lots of party Ron: lots of food Ron: robots Alex: tentacle sex Ron: wait, what? @12:24PM 0 comments
Phuong: told me she just figured out what 'lol' means Phuong: because she always thought it meant Phuong: 'lots of love' @9:44AM 0 comments
Alex: ...you're not bein' true to me! Anita: deep within my soul i feel nothings like it used to be Anita: sometimes i wish i could Anita: turn back time Anita: impossible as it may seem Anita: but i wish i couuulllddd Anita: sooo bad Anita: babayyyyy Alex: quit playin games with my heart! Anita: with my heart Anita: my heart @10:55AM 0 comments
Alex: no Alex: i had one though Alex: that i wore a few times Annie: oh Annie: hm Annie: you are gay @4:31PM 0 comments
Alex: you did not Alex: what were they? Ron: one was the fire in the apt Alex: hmm..you failed to mention that Ron: and then the other was getting habenero hotsauce in my eye @2:41PM 0 comments
Jennie: it was hilarious Jennie: not the actual joke but because there was finally a "nerdy" kid at ucsd whom i've heard say dirty jokes Jennie: alas there is hope @3:52PM 0 comments
Alex: marco belinelli Marlo: what Marlo: the Marlo: fuck Marlo: explain yourself Alex: http://youtube.com/watch?v=vbYpYAmk8OI Marlo: nigga Marlo: i know who he is Marlo: but why are you asking me that Marlo: next thing you know, i'll be asking you what you think about depeche mode @3:23PM 0 comments
Marlo: as a friend Marlo: they must think i'm from Valley @3:09PM 0 comments
Marlo: u handcoded ur myspace layout Phuong: hahah Phuong: ugh Phuong: are we really having this conversation? Marlo: i'm afraid so Marlo: it's time Marlo: i can't stand looking at the default layout nemore @2:40PM 0 comments
Marlo (3:56:11 PM): look at phuong's Marlo (3:56:22 PM): spending way too much time on that Marlo (3:56:40 PM): probably from work too @4:05PM 0 comments
Alex (12:29:01 PM): chillin Alex (12:29:02 PM): watching giada Ron (12:29:07 PM): nice Ron (12:29:11 PM): what's she cooking Ron (12:29:17 PM): and by cooking i mean wearing @12:29PM 0 comments
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Alex: ? Marlo: i have a myspace : ( Alex: if you add an animated background, video clips, transparency effects, or audio clips Alex: you are officially gay Marlo: calm ur ass Alex: ohyouregross Marlo: first off Marlo: i ain't phuong @1:28PM 0 comments
Alex: what do you mean? Jennifer: fake? Alex: haha Alex: of course they're fake Jennifer: oh Alex: magic isn't real... Jennifer: i didn't know that Jennifer: why do you have to ruin everything!? @12:32AM 0 comments
Marlo: but the fag we all love! @4:29PM 0 comments
Christine: even if he has a gigantic penis @4:23PM 0 comments
Julie: WWJD @1:13PM 0 comments
Erik (11:00:55 PM): and this asian woman pointed me out to her daughter, and made devil horns with her fingers @11:10PM 0 comments
Ruben (11:48:31 PM): lol Ruben (11:48:37 PM): that's old news @11:49PM 0 comments
Ron (8:35:53 PM): ven pa' aca Ron (8:36:04 PM): muevelo muevelo sin parar @8:47PM 0 comments
Erik (3:40:39 PM): and says my terminal colors are "all wrong" Erik (3:40:42 PM): and proceeds to change them @4:03PM 0 comments
Catherine: he's walking the dog and petting it at the same time @1:39PM 0 comments
Meredith: highly likely? is that what you meant? @11:31AM 0 comments
Ron: ruff? Ron: the rough of a house Ron: how do you spell that??? Alex: i have no idea Ron: do you know what im talking about Alex: i don't Ron: the rough the rough the rough is on fire... Alex: what is that? Ron: the top of a house Ron: where santa lands his sleigh Alex: the roof? Ron: ohhhh Ron: right me: .... @10:35AM 1 comments
Anita: so i pulled an "india" hahhaa Anita: and i boiled water Anita: and took a bath Anita: i even washed my long hair Anita: i was proud of myself @12:01PM 0 comments
Erik: a black kid gets 10 years for consensual oral sex Erik: Scooter Libby spills national security info Erik: gets a fine and probation @9:02AM 0 comments
Alex (10:47:16 PM): scooter libby no longer has to go to jail Katherine (10:47:17 PM): what Katherine (10:47:31 PM): who is scooter libby? @10:48PM 0 comments
Jennie (6:58:14 PM): it's only labeled on myspace, facebook, and lj nowadays @7:02PM 0 comments
Luke (10:19:25 PM): and not, say, tonight? Luke (10:19:40 PM): If not, then I'm fucked and I forgot the dinner @10:39PM 0 comments
Jennie (5:42:12 PM): brb @5:42PM 0 comments
Alex: carne asada and chicken soft tacos Ron: homemade? Alex: the meat i bought pre-marinated Ron: ohhhh shit Ron: semi homemade Ron: nice @1:25PM 0 comments
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Luke (8:48:17 AM): It's a little wild and a little strange Luke (8:48:24 AM): To make your home out on the range Luke (8:48:40 AM): So grab your horse and come along Luke (8:48:58 AM): Cuz you can't get a ride if you can't hold on Luke (8:49:20 AM): well yippie kai yai yae Luke (8:49:30 AM): [yippie kai yai what?] Luke (8:50:07 AM): Where the cowboys play Luke (8:50:27 AM): yippie kai yai yae Luke (8:50:35 AM): [Git along little doggie] Luke (8:50:41 AM): till the break of day Luke (8:51:12 AM): watch out for those man-eating jack rabbits, and that killer cacti Luke (8:52:34 AM): (Insert first IM here and effect a faux-deep voice as you say it) @11:43AM 0 comments
Alex: is that taking the lord's name in vain? Ron: no Ron: i dunno Ron: is it? Alex: i don't know Alex: i'd imagine Ron: you'd know man Ron: all those years in catholic school Alex: i never really asked the tough questions though Alex: i wasn't at the right age yet Ron: ah Ron: how old were you when you left Alex: 17 Ron: man Ron: no wonder you have all of this pent up sexual energy @11:32AM 0 comments
Ron: salvation salvation it's reall Ron: uh huh nuh Ron: uh huh nuh Alex: haha Alex: that's a good one Ron: remember that Alex: i have their greatest hits Alex: they had some mega hits Ron: yea dude Ron: they're the bomb Ron: the irish car bomb! Ron: ohhhh @10:55AM 0 comments
Ron: she's from argentina, cute, intelligent, and is staying here illegally @10:20AM 0 comments
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Jennie (6:15:51 PM): :-) Jennie (6:16:10 PM): what do you think i should go do when i get stoned tonight? @6:54PM 0 comments
Ron (8:28:31 PM): so now my evening plans are ruined @8:29PM 0 comments
Erik: I think that may be the gayest thing he's ever done @11:11AM 0 comments
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Christine (9:27:10 PM): that starts with "we got no food, we got no jobs..." Christine (9:27:13 PM): where does that come from? @9:56PM 0 comments
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Jennie: srsly Jennie: i don't know how you can resist such a roommate Jennie: day after day Alex: i don't Alex: i give in to my desires Jennie: gil is so going to miss this @10:51AM 0 comments
Tina (11:37:20 PM): like 30? Tina (11:37:21 PM): hAhAha.. Tina (11:37:22 PM): jk.. @11:37PM 0 comments
Luke (12:05:32 PM): just pop the aphrodesiac in her drink and she'll actually want to have sex with you @12:05PM 0 comments
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Vivian: working in engineering Vivian: god the job sounds so exciting i'm practically bursting at the seams..... Vivian: it's a company that cleans/decontaminates shipping containers and chemical tanks @10:08AM 0 comments
Alex: like a muslim woman accused of adultery? Alex: zing! @3:32PM 1 comments
Marlo: you phuong? @2:07PM 0 comments
Alex: a center for ants?! Phuong: Yeah I don't know what the proper response is to that @10:41AM 0 comments
Alex: why? Alex: because i am cursed with this higher intelligence thing Alex: this whole self awareness concept Ron: and the thumbs man Ron: you got the sick thumbs @10:39AM 0 comments
Jennie: but russia is all you're a turd for that Jennie: and bush is like don't hate @11:16AM 0 comments
wilson (8:35:09 AM): im taking gold cyanide the day i turn 80 wilson (8:35:14 AM): so i dont have to watch myself get old annie(8:36:23 AM): HAAHHAHA annie(8:36:27 AM): dude if i hit 80 annie(8:36:34 AM): i am seriously going to be coked and ecstasyed out of my MIND annie(8:36:36 AM): until i die wilson (8:36:44 AM): hahahah I KNOW RIGHT wilson (8:36:50 AM): hire a virgin prostitute wilson (8:36:52 AM): take gold cyanide wilson (8:36:53 AM): done @8:38AM 0 comments
Christine (2:33:25 PM): my dad just cited rachael ray in an email Christine (2:33:33 PM): Just want you to know that mom stayed late last night to make some delicious Kim-Chee for you. It looks Yummo! (As Rachael Ray always says.) Christine (2:33:41 PM): eeek! @5:58PM 0 comments
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Coral: ....shut up @1:14PM 0 comments
Alex: a fleshlight is a sex toy Ron: ah, good to know Ron: those are good @3:17PM 1 comments
Juliet: but my body, my body is telling me yes!!! @2:33PM 0 comments
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Jennie: they call it kids!! @1:11PM 0 comments
Phuong: it's this sleeveless sweatshirt Phuong: it's not sky blue fluffy vest though Phuong: I honestly used to think that was so ugly Phuong: but then when I wore it, I changed my tune @12:11PM 0 comments
Jennie: prince was at the table right next to us! @1:34PM 0 comments
Marlo: TONS of them Marlo: like 20 asian gay guys and me and my friends Alex: pimp pimp! Marlo: haha and a lot of them looked like phuong @4:10PM 0 comments
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Meredith: yay!!! @4:54PM 0 comments
Anna: like i want more Annie: dude same here Annie: i just finished my lunch Anna: for reals right Anna: like doesn't a cupcake sound good Annie: i'm having cupcakes Anna: ? Annie: HAAHAH i mean cupcakes Annie: i mean ruffles Annie: HOW SAD Annie: i typed cupcakes Anna: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Anna: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAA Annie: HOW SAD @1:29PM 0 comments
Jennie: i guess that means it's totally out of my system! @11:23AM 0 comments
Phuong: is it what it sounds like? Phuong: or is it like a pimp cane? @3:21PM 0 comments
Annie: i think we're classy in that kate spade kind of way? Annie: like quirky fall on our faces Annie: marlo thomas kind of way Anna: hahaha Anna: like whimsical quirk? Annie: yea like step on dog poo and laugh it off quirk @9:51AM 0 comments
Erik: hahahaha Erik: haven't we talked about this one before? Erik: I think everybody hates that Alex: but i think it's one of those things that happen to everybody, but no one acknowledges Erik: ah Erik: like the fact that everybody checks the bowl upon finishing Alex: haha Erik: to admire their handiwork, if you will Alex: that's fucking disgusting Alex: but true Erik: I had a suitemate freshman year Erik: who would leave them in the bowl for me to find later if it was a really good one Alex: wow Alex: that's awesome Erik: haha Alex: but what if you don't come back for hours? Alex: it'll be all dissolved by the time you find it Erik: nah, he'd usually come get me right away Erik: "Erik, check this one out! It circles all around the bowl" @3:25PM 2 comments
anna (3:07:44 PM): if you google image search "bear attack" like the SCARIEST pictures come up @3:08PM 1 comments
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Anna (8:56:12 PM): when you eat like thai food late at night Anna (8:56:22 PM): and then you wake up at 3am and it's like, oh dang @8:57PM 0 comments
Angela (7:01:02 PM): our little oscar Angela (7:01:08 PM): has a gf! Angela (7:01:11 PM): wow wow wow wee @7:37PM 0 comments
Christine: It’s the end of civilization as we know it @11:12AM 0 comments
Alex (6:10:32 PM): hmm Alex (6:10:51 PM): no Patrick (6:11:32 PM): oh... Alex (6:11:39 PM): why? Patrick (6:11:47 PM): I was wondering who hosted the ceos and office hoes party @6:13PM 0 comments
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Jennie (10:25:13 PM): AWWfulll!! @10:41PM 0 comments
Dad (6:40:28 PM): chinese lady preferred, around 50, abandoned by their children, illegally overstaying Dad (6:41:00 PM): the one who baby sat you is an example @6:40PM 2 comments
Juliet: it was a guy who pierced his left nut and stretched it out for four years so that someone can put his arm through the hole Juliet: i thought you would appreciate that @3:36PM 0 comments
Anna: STFU BITCH Annie: oh GOD Annie: what IS The Secret? Annie: like wtf is it? Annie: it sounds like the dumbest shit ever Anna: i think it's like whatever you want, wish for it hard and you'll get it Anna: mind over matter Anna: positive thinking Anna: like well okay what if i want 112 million dollars? Anna: am i going to get it just like that? Anna: SHUT UP Annie: dude seriously Annie: like if anyone needs evidence about the secret being a load of crap Annie: look at us @2:36PM 0 comments
Ron: but think about erik's needs Ron: and luke's @1:09PM 0 comments
Ron: hahaha Ron: it's holding up a shaky table right now @12:29PM 0 comments
Kim: in elementary school Kim: i had headgear and everything @2:28PM 0 comments
Jennifer: actually robecks does, but we don't have that here... Alex: what about an orange mocha frappucino? Jennifer: haha Jennifer: only if theres a freak gasoline accident involved @11:50AM 0 comments
Kimberly: nobody laughs like that @3:50PM 0 comments
Phuong: unpronouncible if I recall Phuong: like the prince symbol Phuong: only it actually consisted of letters Phuong: just in arranged in an unpronouncible combination and order @2:20PM 0 comments
Annie: did you poo yet? Anna: oh fo sho like 3 times already Annie: oh dang Anna: it's all been mediocre sprays though Annie: :( Anna: i haven't had that smooth LONGLOG since that last time Annie: duuuude Annie: eat more meat? Anna: you think? Annie: i am SO GASSY Annie: yea i think so @4:52PM 0 comments
Alex: i hate having to measure everything Kimberly: really? Kimberly: but..you're an engineer Kimberly: you're supposed to like technical stuff like that @4:34PM 0 comments
Sam: hahaha what?! Sam: ravi shankar is the most famous sitarist in the world Sam: he .. had an interesting experience playing sitar in the US back in the 60s Sam: met .. a lot of interesting people Stephanie: what? i'm not getting the meaning between the lines Sam: he slept around Sam: geez @10:51PM 0 comments
Alex: brazilian jiu jitsu Alex: remember? Kimberly: oh Kimberly: you were serious about that? Kimberly: i totally thought you were kidding @3:23PM 0 comments
Naho: so i can have a share day with my fellow jap workers @10:48AM 0 comments
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Ron: what are you wearing Alex: a/s/l/cyber? Ron: 23/m/what are you wearing @3:45PM 0 comments
annie(4:52:39 PM): oh for sure annie(4:52:44 PM): like i can't even imagine my own child being this cute annie(4:52:48 PM): i refuse to believe that my child annie(4:52:51 PM): will be as cute as a furry animal annie(4:52:52 PM): REFUSE annie(4:52:59 PM): because as big as these animals get annie(4:53:05 PM): they will never be 6'1 and 180 lbs tricia (4:56:30 PM): and rapists @5:00PM 0 comments
Alex: hm Alex: no not really Alex: are you selling some? Ron: my friend rich was Ron: i wanted to see if my friends knew of anyone, then i was going to tell him to list them on ebay Alex: isn't coachella tomorrow? Ron: oh is it? Ron: hmm Ron: no wonder he sounded anxious to unload them Ron: yea it starts tomorrow Ron: hmmm @10:18AM 0 comments
Anna: work gave you a free macbook? Eric: to use while i work here Anna: man that is so sweet Anna: is it worth the 2,600? Eric: i dunno if i'd pay that much for it Eric: i bought a macbook when i left my old job Eric: i liked the macbook Anna: it's only 13 inches though Anna: like my dong Eric: dude... Eric: that's a huge schlong Eric: i'm a little intimidated Anna: I know, I would be too if I were you Eric: i'm worried you might rape me now Anna: it's always a possibility Anna: lol ew can you imagine a 13 inch dong Eric: i'm pretty sure they don't get that big, least it rip some poor woman in half Eric: it's bigger, it's faster, and it's heavier Anna: hahahahaha Eric: like your dong @5:02PM 0 comments
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Alex: she works for the adult industry Ron: she banging? Ron: i mean, lookswise @3:47PM 0 comments
and perhaps being a shrink and my dad told me that white people wouldn't come see me because i'm asian Charmaine: hahah Alex: and that asians wouldn't either because asians don't talk about their problems with others @2:39PM 0 comments
Alex: fo sheezyy Charmaine: my neezy Charmaine: keep my arms so... Charmaine: so... Alex: breezyyy @2:18PM 0 comments
Annie: NO WAY Annie: do tell! Anna: it was like HUGE and came out so easily Annie: hahahahah Anna: like filled up the entire bowl Anna: HAHAHAHAHA Annie: like hard log fast poo? Annie: HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH Annie: don't those scare you though? Annie: like OMG WHAT IF THE TOILET OVERFLOWS Annie: barffff Anna: like not super hard, but LONG Anna: i love those! Anna: i felt so LIGHT afterwards Anna: i get those maybe once every 2 weeks or so Annie: yess! Annie: totally understand Anna: do you get those often? Annie: noooo Annie: i WISH Annie: they're the best Annie: so easy Annie: and you think there's gonna be a lot of wipes Annie: but it's totally like woo i'm done! Anna: EXAAACTLY! Anna: it's like a one-wipe process Anna: i think its because i ate like 3 rolls and a pound of green beans the day before Anna: like bulk and fiber up the heazy @3:51PM 0 comments
Ron: flavor flav is kind of the brains behind the operation Ron: without him around for supervision, it's like the inmates are running the asylum @4:00PM 0 comments
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Erik: I was one of 3 white people Erik: it was awesome @3:58PM 0 comments
Alex: haha Ron: i went to play ball Ron: and we all jumped for joy when we heard Ron: oh the celebration that ensued! Ron: i jumped on some guy who was 6'7" and he ran around the gym Ron: until i fell off him @10:31AM 0 comments
My Sister (8:55:54 PM): and bought me the sing blue silver documentary from 1984 My Sister (8:55:58 PM): from duran duran My Sister (8:56:01 PM): you have to watch it!!! @10:02PM 0 comments
Julie (6:09:19 PM): his mom called Julie (6:09:20 PM): and sed.. Julie (6:09:30 PM): "dont go out side..and dont tell people you are korean..." @6:11PM 0 comments
Dad (5:52:39 PM): campus massacre Dad (5:52:51 PM): you need to go lowkey as you look like Rain Alex (5:54:30 PM): haha thanks, dad Alex (5:54:34 PM): i appreciate the concern Dad (5:55:11 PM): still, keep your head down Dad (5:55:21 PM): tell oscar too @5:52PM 0 comments
Alex: hey Alex: no... Alex: i'm at work Alex: remember? Alex: monday - friday? Diep: oh yeah @2:16PM 0 comments
Marlo: HOV! @1:37PM 1 comments
Erik: and today all my shit is bright orange @4:06PM 0 comments
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Erik: where all the girls have to come as their favorite girl Erik: and we dress up as one of the guys Erik: or flav hisself @12:53PM 0 comments
Jennie (5:47:18 PM): biatch @5:46PM 0 comments
Christine: living in a LONELY world!!!! Alex: she took the midnight train go-in Christine: aaaanywherrrreeee @1:09PM 0 comments
Charmaine: i dont' really watch that show, i only saw snippits of hte first episode Marlo: bah Marlo: you need to pick it up so i have someone to gossip w/ other than my parents Marlo: it's getting good, and this whole sanjaya thing is just getting plain funny Charmaine: i do not care for that show, i could not get into it guess you are stuck dishing with your parents for now Marlo: well then you are the real loser Charmaine: i'm not the one sitting at home watching idol with mommy and daddy am i? Marlo: stupid! Marlo: i tivo that while i'm out w/ my friends, and then discuss it the morning after w/ my mom before i leave for work Marlo: yes i know, what a good son i am Charmaine: oh i see Charmaine: my mistake @3:14PM 3 comments
Alex: i agree Alex: i love napping Ron: it is one of life's great pleasures Alex: like taking shits Ron: yeaaaa Ron: or peeing after you've been holding @3:16PM 1 comments
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Marlo: need compiler insurance? Marlo: DASHWALL DASHWALL @1:15PM 0 comments
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Alex: "Arm twist ropewalk chop" Marlo: that move is so gay Alex: no way Marlo: and so is the tombstone Alex: blasphemy! Marlo: cuz the opponent's head never even hits the mat Alex: well obviously Alex: you know wrestling's fake, right? Marlo: what a faggot Marlo: and i'm not talking about phuong @3:33PM 0 comments
Alex: 1. yes, if you were gay Alex: 2. yes, if phuong is into 3somes @12:15PM 0 comments
Marlo: plagiarism rules @11:51AM 0 comments
Erik: and talking about whether we were staying or not Erik: and I jokingly said, "so if we stay, you'll lower the rent right? 'Cause we've been such good tenants?" Erik: and she said, "oh yeah, I'll talk to my husband about that" Alex: haha Alex: nice Erik: so it might be worth it to stick around after all Alex: use your american charm Erik: haha Erik: biggu dicku @11:11AM 0 comments
Linda (5:58:03 PM): i mean if there was one that was tall and nice Linda (5:58:04 PM): sure Linda (5:58:04 PM): hahaha @5:57PM 0 comments
Alex (5:54:12 PM): fight for our ri-ight Marlo (5:54:26 PM): NOBODY WANNA SEE US TOGETHER Marlo (5:54:44 PM): BUT IT DON'T MATTER NO Marlo (5:55:02 PM): CAUSE I GOT YOU Marlo (6:00:36 PM): who's that kim on nonsense Marlo (6:00:46 PM): that's wrong Marlo (6:00:52 PM): u can't be Late April Fooling people @5:54PM 0 comments
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erik: ... erik: ? erik: either a dog or you're preggers kim: well, I don't think he'd give up a job at sea for a dog... erik: wait, seriously? erik: don't mess with me here kim: it wasn't planned, but apparently it happened right before he left in January. Damn IUD. erik: wait, seriously? erik: I don't know if I can trust you over teh interwebs kim: we're only now telling people because there's so much that can go wrong in the first trimester, we wanted to wait and see if it took. erik: well in the event you're not yanking my chain (which I wouldn't put past you) erik: holy shit! congratulations! erik: and if the other way erik: you're a terrible, terrible person kim: we haven't decided on any details yet, you know, wedding before the birth or after, or ever, etc. Luckily he'll be back soon enough and be can work everything out. erik: wow erik: life changing is a bit of an understatement erik: who all have you told? kim: Well, since I'm a terrible, terrible person, just you. kim: Late April Fool's! erik: see, now I can never trust anything you say ever again @4:13PM 1 comments
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Erik: I saw a girl in the gym just now Erik: wearing a shit that said "I FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE" Erik: in big block letters @1:20PM 0 comments
Charmaine: you in some gay lock with another man?!...can't wait Alex: hotness @10:20PM 1 comments
Ron (9:27:19 PM): she is downright NASTY Ron (9:27:36 PM): in a refreshing way Ron (9:27:38 PM): but jesus @9:26PM 2 comments
phuong: I don't wanna be spoilered erik: I don't really know anything about them phuong: I already know way more than I'd like to erik: Death Proof has driving phuong: stop! erik: and Planet Terror has zombies or some shit phuong: I did not know this! phuong: great phuong: you've ruined it @4:05PM 0 comments
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Annie: i'm savoring this moment and locking it to memory @4:18PM 0 comments
annie(4:27:49 PM): no way anna(4:28:02 PM): totally annie(4:28:12 PM): green skidmark anna(4:28:27 PM): this is soooo gross omg brb annie(4:29:01 PM): hahahha awww anna(4:38:38 PM): sigh anna(4:38:47 PM): this is what I get for eating the rest of my sandwich annie(4:39:25 PM): HAAHHAHAHA annie(4:39:35 PM): did you get the avocado off? anna(4:40:32 PM): kinda anna(4:40:36 PM): such a beast annie(4:40:38 PM): LOL anna(4:40:48 PM): I FARTED AND SHIT CAME OUT anna(4:40:53 PM): I HAVE BLOOD CLOTS TODAY anna(4:40:59 PM): GREEN SLIME ON MY ASS CRACK annie(4:41:06 PM): HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAH anna(4:42:11 PM): blood clots suck annie(4:42:25 PM): dude for real annie(4:42:34 PM): sometimes i'll get a massive blood clot in my period annie(4:42:36 PM): and i'll be like annie(4:42:39 PM): R U MY BABY??? @4:46PM 0 comments
Ron: so you'd say what will you have for pudding? Ron: and someone would say "genitals" Ron: or whatever they eat for pudding @4:37PM 1 comments
Alex: how was it? Ron: it was large @10:56AM 0 comments
Charmaine: basically in HS i would drive my guy friend's cars who liked me. that way if i messed up their car, they would not get mad @10:28AM 0 comments
Alex: did you use the LIKE keyword? Marlo: oh not even Marlo: i used php logic Marlo: that's the beauty Marlo: technically it should be slower Marlo: but what i did was just query the entire db, go through each record, and do something like a strstr call Alex: haha Alex: where's the beauty in that? Marlo: minimal sql needed Marlo: here's the extent of my sql Marlo: SELECT * FROM dvds @2:29PM 2 comments
Marlo: haha don't act like i've never been @11:43AM 0 comments
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Annie: and it came spewing out my nose. @9:45AM 0 comments
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Annie: farty time Annie: broccolli and brown rice Anna: ya I ate so much veg and brown rice Anna: that uncomfortable fullness Annie: yea when you're afraid you're going to like fart Annie: all over the place Annie: like you stand up and you'll fart Anna: yeah, and maybe like have some poo come out with the fart Anna: liquid poo Anna: sk1dmrk status Annie: HAHAHAHAHAHA Annie: barf Anna: lol Anna: tmi? Annie: no way Annie: hahahahh Anna: lol Anna: i don't even know what tmi means Anna: "I HAD BLOODY STOOL TODAY" Annie: HAHAHAHHAHHAHHAH Anna: "I FARTED AND SHIT CAME OUT" Annie: HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHHA Anna: sigh @3:18PM 3 comments
Charmaine: The Bay Area and back down?" @1:21PM 0 comments
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Phuong: then people who have the both of us on their buddy lists will think we're butt buddies! Alex: i don't want to hear about your fantasies Alex: though i'm complimented Phuong: once again, you've managed to make this about you. @3:13PM 0 comments
i would always end up reading on my own because everyone was so slow Charmaine: nerd @3:10PM 0 comments
Charmaine: i was in the B group Alex: haha Charmaine: but i would not say i was one of the slow kids, i mean i made honor roll and all @3:09PM 0 comments
Phuong: 'The Cock Blockers' Phuong: I'm sure you'd appreciate that Alex: go for it Phuong: you dirty whore @3:01PM 0 comments
Gregory: next monday Gregory: at work Gregory: and i have no shame in saying Gregory: her attractiveness will factor into my evaluation @2:21PM 0 comments
Marlo: 'girl, you really got me now' Marlo: beatles i believe Marlo: anyways Alex: haha Alex: no Alex: the kinks Alex: you really got me Marlo: close enough Marlo: oh here's another thing Marlo: he's a phuong clone Alex: haha Alex: like the photo that charmaine sent me? Marlo: haha yup @2:01PM 0 comments
Agnes: it was awesome @1:55PM 1 comments
i just wrote an essay about it yesterday Charmaine: why Alex: not really an essay more of a rant Charmaine: ahh Alex: though i don't think you use it often enough for it to make much sense Charmaine: yeah plus i don't care @1:52PM 0 comments
Marlo: i'm gonna be in the city on saturday Marlo: just by chance Marlo: u can join me and we can go shopping at H&M! @1:48PM 0 comments
Sam: its like playing tricks on a baby Sam: i've only been in the world for five minutes @11:47PM 0 comments
Stephanie (7:20:37 PM): i read your nonsense page, you should show this video to your friend phuong Stephanie (7:20:42 PM): http://youtube.com/watch?v=iw_mGZF2AJI Stephanie (7:20:46 PM): i think he will appreciate it @7:42PM 0 comments
Ron (6:34:02 PM): besides a gracie bro Ron (6:35:21 PM): he has an academy in berkeley Ron (6:35:29 PM): i passed it on my way home and thought of you Ron (6:36:19 PM): not in a gay way this time, but in the "oh that is brazilian jujitsu, that's what alex does" sort of way @7:27PM 0 comments
annie: SERIOUSLY RIGHT? anna: hahaha deez nuts anna: balls is funny too annie: haah yea annie: hmm anything else to insinuate testicles anna: lol anna: sack? annie: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH annie: that's hilarious anna: it's all colorfully descriptive too anna: cuz it IS a sack annie: ITS TRUE annie: hahahahah grossssss @5:05PM 0 comments
Ron: minimally, i don't check it much Ron: why Ron: i want to be barack obama's friend though @3:54PM 0 comments
Phuong: it's resulting from my hands handling it Phuong: and then showering afterwards which involves rubbing my hands all over the rest of my skin @1:58PM 0 comments
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Phuong: like puppies, kittens, human babies, ponies, etc... Alex: and the award for most homosexual thing to have ever been uttered goes to... @2:56PM 5 comments
Shaina: perhaps Shaina: latin guys usually are....is brazilian latin? Shaina: lol Alex: haha Alex: i don't know Alex: brazil is in south america Shaina: lol Shaina: really? Shaina: haha @1:37PM 0 comments
Alex: in case you were waiting for one Phuong: uhh Phuong: what's an rss feed? Phuong: is that like the cnbc stock ticker? @2:03PM 0 comments
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Jennie (4:23:18 PM): so it's not like i've been studying straight since 730am Jennie (4:23:41 PM): i completely passed the fuck out with my notes on me today and had a dream about having a hot ass bf Jennie (4:24:00 PM): he wanted to take me to some resort, i told him i had finals to study for:/ @4:35PM 0 comments
Alex (12:00:04 PM): what up killa Alex (12:00:10 PM): how was your jungle party? Ron (12:00:17 PM): oooga chagga Ron (12:00:21 PM): it was good Ron (12:00:36 PM): but no one else dressed up Alex (12:00:52 PM): haha Alex (12:00:54 PM): that's terrible Ron (12:00:56 PM): so it wasn't much of a jungle party. and we looked like ass holes Ron (12:01:11 PM): it was a bunch of hipsters @12:12PM 0 comments
Alex (11:07:46 AM): what's on? Juliet (11:07:55 AM): the big headed chick's traveling show Juliet (11:07:59 AM): the italian one @11:18AM 0 comments
Alex (3:41:58 PM): haha Alex (3:42:01 PM): it's 3:41pm Ron (3:42:06 PM): exactly @3:52PM 0 comments
annie(9:30:40 AM): SO HOT anna(9:30:43 AM): i know!!! anna(9:30:46 AM): cupping the baby bird anna(9:30:48 AM): all gently annie(9:30:52 AM): with his accent anna(9:30:56 AM): like why couldn't that have been my vagina? @8:26AM 1 comments
Ron (10:19:01 PM): life of a soldier, you know @10:30PM 0 comments
Linda (7:34:08 PM): god screwed me over @6:34PM 0 comments
Anna: lol @2:07PM 0 comments
Marlo: but of course Marlo: i cannot believe him Alex: he made the announcement last night Marlo: alex, swear on your non-bible @11:29AM 0 comments
Annie: NO WAY Annie: hahahhhaha Anna: hehe? Anna: yeah it was sweet Annie: hahahh like what situation were you in? Anna: like chilling at home Anna: Dan was in the shower and I really had to pee Anna: I'm like disgusting Annie: LOLOLOLOLOLOL Annie: dude that Annie: is amazing Anna: HAHAHAHA Annie: why didn't you just pound on the door to let you in? Anna: there were dishes in the sink too, like unwashed dishes Anna: I had to manuever and angle the stream Annie: LOLOLOL Annie: omggg grosss Annie: hilarious Annie: but a litlte gross Anna: I win!!! @4:10PM 0 comments
Marlo: i'm catholic Marlo: haha Alex: catholics aren't christians? Marlo: we're cooler Alex: which go to heaven? Marlo: look Marlo: if christianity were hip-hop Marlo: then us catholics would be OG's Alex: original gangsters have nothing to do with hip hop though Alex: or is that the point? Alex: besides Alex: last i checked, a christian is one who believes in the divinity of christ Marlo: uhh earth to alex, i was joking Alex: earth to marlo, i'm not so sure you were because you were all "if christianity were hip-hop then us catholics would be OG's" like you DIDN'T know it was a joke! Marlo: alright enough w/ the earth-to's Alex: i'm not saying that this is the earth calling you, marlo Marlo: **hello** Marlo: **hello** @3:44PM 0 comments
Marlo: so i'm on the verge of getting my clearance Marlo: but i just found out the last step Marlo: POLYGRAPH! @3:32PM 0 comments
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Alex: ha, good one. @10:21AM 0 comments
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Julie: wasabiiiiiiii Alex: do you always have to say that when you pick up? Julie: ...fine...who's yo daddy!!!! Alex: now thats MUCH better @3:02AM 0 comments
Ron (1:20:45 AM): and one said "hey, how was that girl you were with last night" Ron (1:20:57 AM): and the other said "oh dude, the rotten cunt split on me" @1:22AM 2 comments
Cindy (11:56:31 AM): just woke up 1/2 hr ago @11:58AM 0 comments
Phuong: some nipples are always hard Phuong: and others are soft but then they'll get hard when it's like cold? Alex: well, i'm no anatomy major Alex: but i know hard nipples can be caused by a number of things including coldness and sexual arousal Alex: and any kind of physical stimulation Phuong: no you fool Phuong: but certain people have nipples that are ALWAYS hard Phuong: and it doesn't change when they are cold Alex: well Alex: i highly doubt that they're ALWAYS hard Phuong: ok, but like Alex: maybe just most of the time Phuong: there's no difference between when they are and when they are not Phuong: i.e., they are always in one state Alex: which i imagine can be attributed to higher sensitivity in their nipples Phuong: ugh, you've been of no help @1:06PM 0 comments
Ron: (11:26:19 PM): she went to UCSD @7:52AM 1 comments
Phuong: hahah Phuong: what's up w/ that Phuong: I opened the shower curtain and it looked like you just robbed a Bath&Body Works @2:56PM 0 comments
Charmaine: where a good gay bar was? Charmaine: why do you want to know anyway? is phoung's b-day coming up? @12:46PM 0 comments
Charmaine: chin @11:31AM 0 comments
Stephanie: i didnt know fung wrote that one Jason: bioeng 101: circulation and heartsszz Jason: heartsszz = love @11:36PM 0 comments
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Phuong: we would be forced to sing in a much lower range because of Joe's ogre-like voice @2:30PM 0 comments
Marlo: well, wait til after the honeymoon then @10:41AM 2 comments
Batman: sorry i couldnt save you any, the boys devoured it Robin: at first I read, "cake" Robin: either way, my response is "Awwwwww" Robin: thanks for the thought @10:46PM 0 comments
Alex (10:36:59 PM): you can post your own conversations Stephanie (10:37:26 PM): oohhhh haha, share your stupidity Stephanie (10:37:28 PM): alright, good to know @10:38PM 0 comments
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Erik: drinking the delicious noodle soup of Phuong Hong? Erik: because I am always down for that. @1:24PM 1 comments
Phuong: or does it depend on if you eat sashimi or not @12:45PM 0 comments
Alexander: just penis pumps Alexander: i'm all natural @4:53PM 0 comments
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Marlo: so i have a date tonight w/ my girl Marlo: and guess what are our after dinner activity might be Marlo: and yes it's pg so don't jump to conclusions Alex: hmm.. Alex: smash it up! Marlo: haha Marlo: i ain't kaz @12:48PM 0 comments
Charmaine: no Charmaine: do i LOOK like a total nerd @11:48AM 0 comments
Marlo: tell me why! Alex: no matter the distance...i want you to know... Marlo: that deep down inside of meeeeeee (ohyouregross) @11:01AM 0 comments
Marlo: and pdiddy shoes @2:07PM 0 comments
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Marlo: ain't nothing but a heartache Alex: tell me why..i never wanna hear you say.. Marlo: phuong hong is reallllly gay @11:46AM 0 comments
Friend (10:35:58 PM): keep it real @10:37PM 0 comments
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Armin (3:13:51 PM): i sense something strange in my mind.... Armin (3:13:55 PM): situation is serioussssssssss Armin (3:14:37 PM): its killing me cus we're running out of time.... Armin (3:14:41 PM): it's driving me out of mind.... Armin (3:14:46 PM): thats why its hard for me to find... Armin (3:14:51 PM): can't get it out of my head.... Armin (3:14:56 PM): that girl is.... Armin (3:15:01 PM): POISON!!!!!!! @7:59PM 0 comments
Ron (10:50:09 PM): but the problem is, i have no idea what it is for @10:52PM 0 comments
Marlo: urrrrr rah @12:11PM 0 comments
Ruben (10:23:04 PM): lol. shut up @10:23PM 0 comments
Gil (11:21:36 AM): on top of my toilet Gil (11:21:40 AM): in artesia Gil (11:21:42 AM): ahaha @11:22AM 0 comments
Ruben (2:44:02 PM): same to you. and i actually knew it was new year this year, so this is heart-felt @2:44PM 0 comments
Alex (1:56:33 PM): we went to mr. a's the weekend before Alex (1:57:43 PM): you? Luke (1:58:48 PM): I made a Ruths Chris Steakhouse dinner at home Alex (1:59:06 PM): oh nice Luke (1:59:50 PM): yeah, it took 3 and half hours to make; typical Burger timeframe Alex (2:01:46 PM): jesus christ Alex (2:01:54 PM): what'd you make? Luke (2:03:39 PM): Fillet Mignon, Sweetpotato bake, and broccoli au gratin Alex (2:03:53 PM): how the fuck did that take 3 hours?? Luke (2:19:17 PM): just prep and cooking times Alex (2:19:43 PM): disgusting Luke (2:19:50 PM): hahahaha Luke (2:19:52 PM): but tasty @2:42PM 0 comments
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Phuong: I really just wanted to ask your opinion on a situation..hahah Alex: haha Alex: bullshit Phuong: hahahah Alex: it's gotta be some way for you to show off a new possession of yours Alex: human or otherwise Phuong: NO Phuong: jesus Phuong: am I really as shallow as you are presumptuious?? @9:47AM 0 comments
Phuong: I'd have to prepare him for you... Alex: i'm flattered Phuong: I guess you can take that as a compliment... Alex: one tablespoon of ky jelly should be sufficient preparation Phuong: gross @4:15PM 0 comments
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Charmaine: it;s nasty dude Charmaine: probably only good when ur high @10:42AM 0 comments
Charmaine: sometimes not lately Alex: man, that guy can fucking TALK Charmaine: hhahsha Charmaine: most gay men can @2:31PM 0 comments
Co-Worker: Duh, Will Hunting, he was so smart and a badass ... Josh: Well I would be Jesus ... Co-Worker: That's lame, Will Hunting could totally outsmart Jesus @2:12PM 0 comments
Katherine (7:07:41 PM): -ly creepy @7:08PM 0 comments
Coral: remember how I said my car was making a funny noise? Coral: the wheel fell off yesterday @1:51PM 0 comments
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Anita (8:29:53 AM): hahah Anita (8:29:56 AM): wheres that? @8:42AM 0 comments
Linda (8:47:24 PM): i've seen teh CD with the penis Linda (8:47:25 PM): it is true Linda (8:47:30 PM): he makes many donkey jokes Linda (8:47:33 PM): it is disturbing hahaha @11:22PM 0 comments
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Marlo: if it's diff than what he asked my friends up here Kaz: just stuff like "what kind of person is marlo" and "is he in any financial trouble or legal trouble" type stuff Kaz: "does he have lots of friends overseas" Kaz: "is he a god fearing man?" Kaz: "what the hell was he thinking with that pink shirt?" Marlo: haha @12:40PM 0 comments
Nick the Greek (8:15:58 PM): homoblivious January 30 Not having the ability to recognize homosexuals as homosexuals; a lack of gaydar. "He was so homoblivious that he didn't know that guy was coming on to him." Nick the Greek (8:16:01 PM): from the homepage @8:17PM 0 comments
Marlo: but i jus wanted to inform u that u too have left a mark on me Marlo: (ohyouregross) Marlo: and by that i mean Marlo: i make all the sexual jokes in my group Marlo: including donkey shows references Marlo: as well as drawing a penis wherever appropriate/nonappropriate Alex: hahaha Alex: that's hilarious Marlo: yah my friends here are seriously disturbed Marlo: i can immediately think of 3 examples Marlo: i burnt a cd for my friend and gave it to her Marlo: and drew a fat penis on it Marlo: knowing that she would have to show it to some people Marlo: and then we had a gift exchange over christmas Marlo: and i drew a penis on my gift wrapping Marlo: and then i was at my friend's work, and i drew a penis disguised as a nose on a face on his whiteboard Marlo: needless to say he got in trouble w/ some of his coworkers @4:09PM 0 comments
Alex: yeah Alex: but i don't browse it at work Marlo: oh c'mon check out this one girl Marlo: i need u to rate her @3:45PM 0 comments
Charmaine: is like when you don't ahve to pee but then if you are in front of the toilet you WILL go pee @11:50PM 0 comments
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Alex (11:09:42 AM): boned a girl? Stefano (11:09:57 AM): better...hung out with Lance Bass at a gay club @11:20AM 0 comments
Marlo (10:52:16 AM): in the middle of any situation Marlo (10:52:23 AM): i would blurt out Marlo (10:52:27 AM): "joe's horrrrnnnny" @10:55AM 0 comments
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Alex (9:18:26 PM): haha Alex (9:18:26 PM): lame Michelle (9:18:31 PM): otherwise i'd come over and act out the entire movie for you guys! Alex (9:18:36 PM): haha Alex (9:18:47 PM): me, you, and erik can act out the entire movie Michelle (9:19:02 PM): totally. you can be derick, i'll be matil, erik can be hansel Michelle (9:19:19 PM): and then we can play all the supporting characters when we aren't in scene Michelle (9:19:34 PM): except we'll need a couple in the last few scenes @9:20PM 0 comments
Charmaine: oscar might... Alex: hahaha Alex: no he wouldn't Charmaine: well after that blowhole rape story i would not put it past him @1:46PM 0 comments
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Charmaine: ha Charmaine: that came from the times when we had to eat rocks and leaves for nutrition Alex: yeah Alex: although i seriously doubt the nutritional value of rocks... Charmaine: well prehistoric rocks might have been more nutritious @12:17PM 0 comments
Alex (12:22:41 AM): i mean Alex (12:22:45 AM): they love that crap in malaysia Alex (12:22:53 AM): ..but he won't budge Michelle (12:23:28 AM): ahaha i just looked up the script Michelle (12:23:38 AM): my entire pantyline is made in Vietnam Alex (12:24:02 AM): perhaps you'd rather go back to turning out novelty neckties Michelle (12:25:56 AM): im gonna be up all night scrolling through this Michelle (12:26:23 AM): there are too many good quotes @12:27AM 0 comments
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Alex: hmm.. Alex: go for it Alex: snoop dogg does it Alex: at least, i imagine that's how he gets his hair straight Jennie: that's a little diff, he's a celebrity icon plus he has a unique hair composition @4:36PM 0 comments
Ron: nothing much, trying to work out The Plan Alex: the get rich or die trying plan? Ron: thug life, you know @4:10PM 0 comments
Phuong: but I won't forget the place I come from... (vietnam) @3:09PM 0 comments
Marlo: i've got nerdy frames like urs Alex: haha Marlo: but of course w/ a touch of marlo flair Marlo: they're nike @11:04AM 0 comments
Phuong: when the one guy that was cave-man like Phuong: w/ long dirty blonde curly hair Phuong: and always rode the bike Phuong: but was really smart Alex: oh yeah Alex: joel Phuong: wrote the first part of his compiler Phuong: and we weren't as far Phuong: and like we passed his computer on the way out Phuong: and stopped to talk for a bit Phuong: and he like Phuong: briefly scrolled through his entire code for us Phuong: and it was a ridiculous amoutn of work Phuong: and like waayy more than what we had Phuong: and we took one look and just all looked at each other like w/ this horrified look on our faces Phuong: and I said Phuong: 'well, if writing that code is wrong.. then I don't wanna be right..' Alex: haha no Alex: i don't Phuong: you fool Alex: that's awful Phuong: hahahah Phuong: as in dot dot dot kill yourself? @10:22AM 0 comments
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Alex (8:43:00 AM): greatest hits Josh (8:44:54 AM): haha i already have an album similar to that Josh (8:47:49 AM): they have a few great songs Alex (8:58:16 AM): yeah Alex (8:58:19 AM): alot, actually Josh (8:58:24 AM): haha Josh (8:58:36 AM): zombie zombie ZOMBIEEE @9:00AM 0 comments
Halley (10:58:49 PM): i think He would have a beer and watch a movie Halley (10:58:58 PM): cuz tmrw is a day off @10:59PM 0 comments
Gil (10:52:40 PM): hang out on mira mesa blvd Gil (10:52:44 PM): and imagine that shit @10:53PM 0 comments
Marlo (10:10:11 PM): haha i jus had indian right now for dinner Marlo (10:10:18 PM): ohyouregross @10:12PM 0 comments
Phuong: it turned out to be a pretty good party Phuong: they had the beer thing where you suck it through the tubes Phuong: (o yrgrss!) @11:23AM 0 comments
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Marlo: always gotta suck dick @2:23PM 0 comments
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Marlo (5:03:01 PM): got a new one Marlo (5:03:06 PM): rappers go 'cash money' Marlo (5:03:11 PM): programmers go 'cache memory' @5:21PM 0 comments
Cindy (12:44:43 AM): <333333333 Cindy (12:45:16 AM): add eggs and it's just like heaven @12:45AM 0 comments
Crystal (7:05:12 PM): my fingers Crystal (7:05:15 PM): they're really dry @7:06PM 0 comments
Christine: and i forgot i threw away a big glass bottle in it and when i just threw the bag down it made the BIGGEST crash and shatter Christine: it felt so wrong somehow @5:10PM 0 comments
Annie (10:13:50 PM): my mom was yelping, "alex is saying penis. PENIS. PEEEEEEEENIS. hahhahahaha!" @10:15PM 0 comments
Marlo (9:41:25 PM): fadda keeda keeda kaa @9:42PM 0 comments
Alex (9:40:09 PM): come on come on! Marlo (9:40:26 PM): feel it! feel it! @9:40PM 0 comments
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Beverley (11:12:12 PM): he plays it all day long until his eyeballs fall out Beverley (11:12:22 PM): all i hear is ping Beverley (11:12:24 PM): ping @11:13PM 0 comments
Anita (10:31:02 PM): i don't know why im laughing so hard Anita (10:31:02 PM): hahahhahaaha Anita (10:31:05 PM): but that was just so funny Anita (10:31:21 PM): the mastercard one that oscar brought up Anita (10:31:22 PM): HAHHAHAHAHA @10:55PM 0 comments
Katherine (6:24:16 PM): i was giving kuumba a hand Alex (6:24:33 PM): ... Alex (6:24:36 PM): gross Katherine (6:24:43 PM): not that kind @6:25PM 0 comments
KJ (5:20:07 PM): i like having something to take care of KJ (5:20:10 PM): like a tamaguchi @5:20PM 0 comments
Phuong: i.e., talk to him? @3:39PM 0 comments
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Ron: the weed brownies Ron: i passed out on the plane Ron: fainted Ron: i was waiting in line Ron: to use the bathroom and there was a lot of turbulance Ron: i woke up in the flight attendants seat up in the front @2:05PM 0 comments
Phuong: and he didn't really get it @1:32PM 0 comments
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Eric (10:39:04 PM): All I know is that gay sex must be had @10:40PM 0 comments
KJ (4:53:05 PM): man, we made it work for a 1 1/2 KJ (4:53:09 PM): so close KJ (4:53:11 PM): oh well KJ (4:53:23 PM): indeed, hindsight, bad idea KJ (4:53:34 PM): but man o man, all the monies i saved =) Alex (4:57:26 PM): haha Alex (4:57:30 PM): was it worth it in the end? KJ (4:57:41 PM): haha yea KJ (4:57:43 PM): i'm cheap KJ (4:57:45 PM): soo J KJ (4:57:47 PM): hahaha KJ (4:57:57 PM): u dont' understand the money i saved @4:59PM 0 comments
KJ (11:00:42 AM): but i eventually need to get the f out KJ (11:01:03 AM): cause the second one of us starts dating, its gonna be really really wierd @11:02AM 0 comments
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Angela (5:43:47 PM): i have no idea what that means Angela (5:43:54 PM): is it worse than bukake? @5:44PM 0 comments
Angela (5:25:54 PM): zip told me Angela (5:25:59 PM): i guess its old news now Angela (5:26:16 PM): but who thought you'd ever be able to support yourself? @5:36PM 0 comments
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Phuong: it's like an old being? @2:07PM 0 comments
Phuong: who? Alex: ab-dar! Phuong: [/pops up pen and then catches it smirkily] @1:07PM 0 comments
Alex: it's interchangeable with, "uuugh, bitch! that's RIGHT!" Alex: and can also be appended to that phrase as well Phuong: hahahah Phuong: ok, so Phuong: if I said Phuong: well, I just mounted your IM window onto Marlo's IM window, brokeback style Phuong: how ya like me naow?! Phuong: that would not be appropriate usage @11:31AM 0 comments
Phuong: prob just random parties Alex: nice Alex: why weren't you this fun when you lived with us? Phuong: cause ONE of us had to be the parental responsible figure of the house! @11:20AM 0 comments
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Dan (8:52:21 PM): fuckin viacom bought fuckin mtv japan, and i have to fuckin write the report of the fuckin purchase price allocation Dan (8:52:23 PM): FUCK @8:56PM 0 comments
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Phuong: make my cousins go crazy.. Alex they always claim they know you comin to you call you nguyen @11:27AM 0 comments
Alex: pretty much the same as christmas or buddhamas Phuong: hahah, nice Phuong: well we had a huge family gathering at my uncle's place Phuong: and like there was at least 50 of us there but Phuong: at one point all the cousins wanted to take a picture together Phuong: and so we started to like group together for the picture Phuong: and random people started jumping in who were not related Phuong: so that was kind of upsetting Alex: how was your christmas? Alex: oh wait, you just answered that question without me even asking! Phuong: what? Phuong: anyways Phuong: you interurupted me before I got to the piont @11:19AM 0 comments
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Ron: we decided to go to a doughnut store to get some fresh baked doughnuts early...and bought so many doughnuts, which got really awkward when some homeless guy asked us if we had the munchies Ron: and basically the entire store was laughing at us Alex: haha Alex: fucking ron Alex: were you guys blazed at 7am? Ron: no, that's when we stopped Ron: i think we went there at like 5 Ron: and we had blazed before that. Ron: i bought 3 dozen doughnut holes @11:56AM 0 comments
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Anita (4:51:12 PM): hahaha @4:51PM 0 comments
Joel (7:07:10 PM): now thats what i call in-depth news @7:09PM 0 comments
Phuong: who may or may not be sleeping w/ men for a little bit of money while her son's at home crying all alone on the bedroom floor cause he's hungry and that's the only way to feed him @12:06PM 0 comments
Phuong: irregardless, it wouldn't matter if you had all your pendants, your stupid girl partner is just going to screw it all up anyways and get rapped by those temple guards multiple times eventually costing the both of you the ultimate prize anyways Alex: temple guards don't wrap you up Alex: and that's not what messes you up Alex: it's the damn shrine of the silver monkey Phuong: no, it's those temple guards... Phuong: once you get caught more times than you have pendants, your screwed Phuong: paris hilton style Alex: what if they have 2 whole pendants of life? Phuong: there's always more guads than pendants Phuong: there's only two ways to lose I think Phuong: you either get raped by guards too many times Phuong: orr time runs out Phuong: more often than not, it is the former Alex: but if you have 2 pendants, you keep going until time runs out Phuong: no I think there's more guards than pendants always Phuong: and you have to have the worst luck to run into all of them Alex: no, you're right Alex: there's 3 Alex: guard 1 takes first pendant Alex: guard 2 causes player to get taken out of temple Alex: guard 3 takes player two's pendant Phuong: yeah Alex: so player two keeps going until time runs out Alex: i.e. shrine of the silver monkey Phuong: well fine I guess, but ultimately it's the raping you get from the guards that costs you the prize... Alex: i think it's the shrine of the silver monkey Phuong: since you'd have plenty of time to figure out that stupid shrine of the silver monkey if you don't get raped Alex: or the smashing of the clay pots Phuong: yeah they always smash the wrong ones Phuong: and it's always the girl that screws it up Alex: they always take too long Phuong: damn bitches Alex: i know Alex: that's why i switched to men Alex: a la phuong hong Phuong: that's irregardless @11:43AM 0 comments
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Dae-ho (1:49:34 PM): oh Dae-ho (1:49:35 PM): my Dae-ho (1:49:36 PM): fucking Dae-ho (1:49:36 PM): god Dae-ho (1:49:39 PM): i want to throw up Dae-ho (1:49:39 PM): and die Dae-ho (1:49:41 PM): all at the same time Dae-ho (1:49:44 PM): i didn't think it would be that bad Dae-ho (1:49:48 PM): but oh mygod if they fucking eat that i will die Dae-ho (1:50:25 PM): wouldn't that literally smell like ass? Dae-ho (1:50:26 PM): i.e. bad? Dae-ho (1:50:36 PM): i'd much rather see people kick each other in the nads Dae-ho (1:50:43 PM): those girls axe-kicking that guy's balls was pretty good Dae-ho (1:51:44 PM): for the love of god Dae-ho (1:51:48 PM): why is this 5:46 minutes long Dae-ho (1:51:51 PM): MAKE IT STOP Dae-ho (1:51:59 PM): THe only reason I'm watching is because you fuckers call ed me out by name Dae-ho (1:52:01 PM): my life is ruined Dae-ho (1:52:09 PM): I have no reason to live Dae-ho (1:52:11 PM): please kill me now Dae-ho (1:52:13 PM): 2 minutes to go Dae-ho (1:52:15 PM): oh my fucking god Dae-ho (1:52:17 PM): don't let them eat it Dae-ho (1:52:18 PM): please Dae-ho (1:52:18 PM): please Dae-ho (1:52:19 PM): please Dae-ho (1:52:22 PM): SOTP THEM Dae-ho (1:52:24 PM): NOOOO Dae-ho (1:52:31 PM): OH MY FUCKING GOD Dae-ho (1:52:34 PM): THE HUMANITY Dae-ho (1:52:49 PM): :OISWTPOIY#$)(^87u503875309580327-023648-0459832-4 09832-049823-04575923475098354098 Dae-ho (1:52:58 PM): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH @9:09AM 0 comments
Phuong: (all yours) Phuong: if you want it tonight Phuong: I'll give you the Phuong: .. Phuong: speaking of which Phuong: I came up w/ a new team name for next time: Phuong: CrazySetsyCool @4:10PM 0 comments
Cindy (4:55:18 PM): shittastic Alex (4:55:26 PM): like scat fetish? Cindy (4:55:35 PM): yea like scat fetish Cindy (4:55:36 PM): <3 @4:56PM 0 comments
Michelle (10:56:24 AM): an actor first, then model Alex (10:56:31 AM): haha no Alex (10:56:38 AM): '...and not the other way around' Michelle (10:56:49 AM): hahaha Michelle (10:57:05 AM): darn i havent watched that movie in years @10:59AM 1 comments
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Alex: the same thing phuong eats (haaaay) Phuong: hahah Phuong: you fool, you forgot to add the bracketed hand gesture Alex: you'd probably be better at that than me @1:31PM 0 comments
Alex: fuck Alex: no. Alex: :( Zip: i can't believe you're disappointed @1:06PM 0 comments
Elaine (9:52:39 PM): ok Elaine (9:52:47 PM): i love you 2 litle brother Elaine (9:52:58 PM): what did you do now? @9:53PM 0 comments
Marlo: PROTECT MEH! Marlo: Hey it's Chansey! Hi Chansey! Marlo: My name is Luke and I'm GAY! @2:35PM 0 comments
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Charmaine: they go to the grocery store! Charmaine: they play with their dogs! Charmaine: they take shits! @11:10AM 0 comments
Marlo: aw hellz naw Marlo: aw helllllllllllz nawwwww @3:29PM 0 comments
Marlo: like the latest season Charmaine: seen it like a couple of times cannot bear to watch like a whole episode Marlo: haha Marlo: i jus watch it for the girls Charmaine: you watch laguna beach for ths girls? why don't you just watch porn or somehting..... Marlo: on occasion, but porn is so low class Charmaine: and laguna beach is so high society? Marlo: the concept is relatively Charmaine: those girls are all low class, high drama sluts Marlo: and i love it! @2:52PM 0 comments
Alex (5:36:11 PM): physical cd's? Sam (5:36:24 PM): both Alex (5:36:37 PM): i counted physical cd's at the end of senior year at bosco Alex (5:36:42 PM): it numbered around 80 Sam (5:36:56 PM): and have you stopped buying cds since then? Alex (5:37:00 PM): well Sam (5:37:01 PM): and just stuck to digital Alex (5:37:03 PM): i think i've purchased like Alex (5:37:08 PM): < 20 cd's since Sam (5:37:20 PM): how do you expet the music industry to thrive? Alex (5:37:24 PM): haha Alex (5:37:27 PM): don't give me that shit @5:38PM 0 comments
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Jeff (12:08:03 PM): whats crackin Jeff (12:08:13 PM): why is luke a gangsta? Jeff (12:08:16 PM): i dont know why @12:09PM 0 comments
Abe (12:01:34 PM): i like that you came to me for your question Abe (12:01:50 PM): obviously i should be a know-all on the bestiality culture of tj @12:02PM 0 comments
Phuong: but now I think Phuong: having a MySpace is the new NOT having a MySpace Charmaine: hahhaha, weird but that actually makes sense @2:39PM 0 comments
Charmaine: my arms so breezy..... Charmaine: fo sheezy Charmaine: my neezy..... Alex: no no, it went: Alex: off da heezy...fo sheezy...my neezy.. Alex: keep my arms so...so breezy.. Charmaine: YES @1:47PM 1 comments
Phuong: and it was all nonsensical noises 'cause he couldn't understand what the hell the lyrics were? Alex: i just remember him always saying, 'my goodies. my goodies. my goodies...not MY goodies' Phuong: hahahah Phuong: no like Phuong: the verses Phuong: he would try to sing the verse Phuong: and it was like 'beckipookibeepimookipeepo..' @1:39PM 2 comments
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Erik: I just had a funny idea Erik: of leaving luke a mean message about dumping katie and moving in with us Alex: haha Erik: but then because they share a computer she sees it later and gets all pissed Erik: made me giggle @4:18PM 0 comments
Phuong: I'm confused Phuong: because it sounds like the first Phuong: when he says it Phuong: but.. one would think it is the second Alex: the former Phuong: why is that? Phuong: you'd think it's the second @1:31PM 0 comments
Dae-Ho (11:14:00 PM): not the third coming of Christ or anything Alex(11:14:17 PM): second coming? Dae-Ho (11:14:32 PM): I thought about it for a second Dae-Ho (11:14:38 PM): but didn't he come back for Easter? Dae-Ho (11:14:40 PM): *shrug* Dae-Ho (11:14:40 PM): who cares @11:17PM 0 comments
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Alex: you forget Alex: jesus was born in a manger Alex: in the presence of CATTLE Alex: of which most likely included donkeys Charmaine: that does not mean that the animals were violated! Charmaine: they rode a donkey to the manger Alex: exactly Charmaine: ha Alex: take the context into account Alex: or are you bible literalist? Charmaine: NO Alex: the only conclusion, therefore, is that sex with donkeys is a holy act Charmaine: you are sick @1:17PM 0 comments
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Charmaine: numlock? Charmaine: you obviously spend too much time at the computer Alex: no way, dude Alex: numlock is a well-known key Charmaine: i just tried it, it does not do anything @11:52AM 0 comments
Luke (10:25:43 PM): war down @10:26PM 0 comments
Alex (10:14:26 PM): haha Alex (10:14:35 PM): where did you get the money? Guy (10:14:41 PM): *** is buying one Alex (10:14:51 PM): ah ok Guy (10:15:02 PM): I'm going to grab another controller Alex (10:15:03 PM): thus making the decision even more difficult Guy (10:15:21 PM): oh shut up @10:17PM 4 comments
Alex's Dad: i only take him to eat Alex's Dad: true Alex's Dad: he has fat genes, watch out @9:46PM 0 comments
Jillian (3:31:37 PM): that's lovely Jillian (3:31:40 PM): and virginal or whatever Jillian (3:32:45 PM): big funny joke on alex's dad @3:35PM 0 comments
Alex (1:55:57 PM): bitch Alex (1:56:00 PM): 'COLOSSUS' Armin (1:56:05 PM): hahahahah u cant fight that! @1:58PM 0 comments
Armin (1:28:49 PM): and like sega...it'll be eaten up by either microsoft or sony Armin (1:36:21 PM): they're tryin too hard to be mainstream Armin (1:36:28 PM): to gear towards all people instead of just the gamers Armin (1:36:39 PM): i think ps3 will be the system of choice when all is out and about @1:38PM 0 comments
Armin (12:55:13 PM): at ur apt? Alex (12:55:50 PM): on this motherfuckin plane! Armin (12:56:01 PM): wtf are u talkin about @12:56PM 0 comments
Nina (9:03:41 PM): it's superior Alex (9:04:07 PM): but at the expense of burning something to several hundred degrees and inhaling it Nina (9:04:18 PM): what's your point @9:05PM 0 comments
Alex (8:46:19 PM): haha Dad (8:46:21 PM): man gives out orders, haha @8:46PM 0 comments
Anthony (12:27:21 PM): hey thanks dood...happy mothers day to you too @12:28PM 0 comments
Marlo (9:11:00 PM): and he puts in all his criteria Marlo (9:11:08 PM): and it ranks the top matches Cheesalicious (9:11:09 PM): haha right Marlo (9:11:14 PM): so he contacts the #1 match via email Marlo (9:11:21 PM): saying hey you wanna hang out yadda yadda Marlo (9:11:24 PM): and the chick replies Marlo (9:11:43 PM): well, i'll get straight toe the point, we can have sex and everything but i'm just really looking for a green card @9:12PM 0 comments
Luke (7:14:11 PM): sho @7:09PM 0 comments
Luke (6:53:46 PM): Go bother Erik to break up with Kate @6:49PM 0 comments
Alex (6:46:55 PM): you know it! Luke (6:47:29 PM): And you've gayed it up with a 'hang in there' kitty poster and Dilbert clippings right? @6:42PM 0 comments
Patty (5:31:41 PM): i cant dood. im trying to lose weight @5:27PM 0 comments
Marlo (4:58:39 PM): the butt of the joke is that devout catholics, you know ones that make honest lenten promises ALREADY go to church!, it's as if i made my lenten promise to believe in jesus christ, thus in summary, it's about the most bitched out lenten promise ever made in the 2000+ years of christianity @5:17PM 0 comments
Charmaine (1:09:19 PM): that year i decided to go to church for lent... Charmaine (1:09:25 PM): i wasn't doing that already Charmaine (1:09:30 PM): thus i was not cheating @1:08PM 0 comments
Anthony (9:17:43 PM): thats what i do...and alex likes it @9:19PM 0 comments
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Tammy (8:50:47 PM): haha.. Tammy (8:50:50 PM): house with 3 bedroom rite? Tammy (8:51:01 PM): freakin paying 1700 for a condo with 2 bedroom =) Tammy (8:51:08 PM): geezes...freakin la jolla Alex (8:51:27 PM): haha Alex (8:51:30 PM): 4 bedroom Tammy (8:51:33 PM): FREAK Tammy (8:51:35 PM): gayness Alex (8:51:36 PM): 2.5 bath Tammy (8:51:36 PM): seriously Alex (8:51:37 PM): 2 story Tammy (8:51:41 PM): GAY i tell you @8:46PM 0 comments
Annie (11:21:06 PM): we really should discuss your fantasies before you go and order medical equipment. @11:15PM 0 comments
Dad (11:14:46 PM): no that much Dad (11:14:49 PM): only a week Alex (11:14:56 PM): how much would it be? Alex (11:14:58 PM): roughly Dad (11:15:02 PM): let me see what i can do for u Alex (11:15:11 PM): ok, thanks dad Dad (11:15:19 PM): this is the last time on the support, so i think it is my duty Dad (11:15:22 PM): haha @11:10PM 0 comments
Patty (11:25:43 PM): i need to do another day. tomorrow night is american idol. @11:21PM 0 comments
Kimiko: probably Alex: (is that even possible?) @12:16AM 0 comments
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bitch 01 (20:23:46): That sounds almost perrrvy! bitch 02 (20:24:21): pervvyy pervy crazy pervy bitch 01 (20:25:08): Tee hee! bitch 01 (20:27:24): By the way, whose site is that? bitch 02 (20:27:44): my friend's bitch 02 (20:27:55): we can blog crappy conversations I think bitch 02 (20:27:58): like this! bitch 02 (20:34:43): 8-) @4:35PM 0 comments
Dad (10:04:24 PM): then you would have wished you never grew up @9:58PM 0 comments
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Dae-Ho (11:15:48 PM): those look terrible though Dae-Ho (11:15:52 PM): i mean how much better coul dthey be Dae-Ho (11:15:55 PM): than a lubed up hand @11:11PM 0 comments
Dae-Ho (11:06:00 PM): heh heh Dae-Ho (11:06:04 PM): how could we share? Alex (11:06:25 PM): it'd be like a time share of some sort Dae-Ho (11:08:04 PM): oh my god Dae-Ho (11:08:09 PM): these thigns are awesome @11:03PM 1 comments
Shaina (10:57:15 PM): ms. chen Shaina (10:57:18 PM): oh my god Shaina (10:57:22 PM): that is your last name right? @10:51PM 0 comments
Luke (10:54:47 PM): dumbass Alex (10:55:05 PM): haha Alex (10:55:08 PM): please Alex (10:55:14 PM): you calling me dumb? Luke (10:55:28 PM): bitch please, get on your motherfucking knees @10:50PM 0 comments
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Becky (9:44:08 PM): you might be able to answer this Becky (9:44:12 PM): you're more ghetto than me @9:44PM 0 comments
Christine (8:09:59 PM): hahahaa Christine (8:10:07 PM): why? is he babysitting them? @8:05PM 0 comments
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Alex (10:40:59 PM): haha Alex (10:41:03 PM): must you spell it like so? Ruben (10:41:57 PM): ... Ruben (10:42:58 PM): i say fo realz too Alex (10:43:52 PM): haha Alex (10:43:53 PM): gross Ruben (10:44:06 PM): hey man, don't discriminate @10:38PM 0 comments
Alex (4:11:30 PM): no offense Krishan (4:11:49 PM): none taken, they're few and far in between Krishan (4:12:03 PM): it sucks dood Krishan (4:12:19 PM): cuz my parents are pressuring me to get with indian chix, but damn 95pct are ugly @4:14PM 0 comments
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Anthony (8:44:23 AM): highly anticipated...clouded by mystery...now all we have to do is cause some sort of drama for the sessions to be cancelled and the music to be lost...only to be found on accident ...sercretly released by an inside source to the internet years later @8:47AM 0 comments
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Phuong (12:27:58 PM): that's what Abraham Lincoln said Alex (12:28:09 PM): and he freed the slaves Phuong (12:28:36 PM): correction, he emancipated the slaves Alex (12:28:45 PM): oh Alex (12:28:47 PM): my mistake Phuong (12:28:57 PM): as in, 'The Emancipation of Slavie' Alex (12:29:08 PM): the emancipation of mimi? Phuong (12:29:17 PM): no, that's something else that happened in 2005 Phuong (12:29:33 PM): a completely different and unrelated emancipation Alex (12:29:59 PM): only to be rereleased later on that year Phuong (12:30:09 PM): hahah, oh yeah I never thought about that Phuong (12:30:13 PM): that was pretty much Phuong (12:30:23 PM): 'The Re-mancipation of Mimi' @12:25PM 0 comments
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Stefano (11:28:44 AM): haha..ok Stefano (11:28:51 AM): let me see Alex (11:29:06 AM): i'll give you one Alex (11:29:08 AM): http://alex.infectme.com/kaz/kaz.jpg Stefano (11:29:15 AM): no @11:24AM 0 comments
Alex (11:21:39 AM): haha Alex (11:21:40 AM): 'me too' Stefano (11:21:59 AM): yeah i figured it out Stefano (11:22:04 AM): i searched it on google Alex (11:22:13 AM): haha Alex (11:22:15 AM): gg Stefano (11:22:39 AM): im a noob @11:17AM 0 comments
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Alex (10:16:17 PM): that guy's gotten more ass than you, i'm pretty sure Marlo (10:16:37 PM): ok you tell yourself that @10:12PM 0 comments
anthony: no porn anthony: thats disgusting @10:08PM 0 comments
Marlo (10:03:05 PM): let me show you how to deal w/ women @10:04PM 1 comments
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Michelle (12:54:26 AM): oops! Michelle (12:54:28 AM): sorry Michelle (12:54:29 AM): HAHAHA @12:49AM 0 comments
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Alex (8:13:35 PM): is i either use the circular marquee Marlo (8:13:41 PM): wait what Marlo (8:13:45 PM): like biz marquee? @8:09PM 0 comments
Alex (6:19:28 PM): haha i thought about that Alex (6:19:33 PM): its doable Alex (6:19:42 PM): but would make no sense Alex (6:19:50 PM): because our show isnt live Krishan (6:20:11 PM): well it could be a guest for the whole show Krishan (6:20:21 PM): like that chick Alex (6:20:27 PM): oh right Krishan (6:20:33 PM): except u could mute her when she gets too loud @6:16PM 0 comments
Phuong (1:13:41 PM): I'm trying to come up w/ a name for my team in the next tournament I'm playing in Phuong (1:13:45 PM): what do you think of: Phuong (1:13:48 PM): 'Supreme Court' Phuong (1:13:49 PM): or Phuong (1:13:55 PM): 'V for Volleydetta'? @3:09PM 0 comments
Dad (12:11:28 AM): being a male Dad (12:11:37 AM): unfortunately @12:06AM 0 comments
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Alex (5:08:24 PM): easy. Lisa (5:08:33 PM): haha Lisa (5:08:44 PM): i dont like being single tho Alex (5:08:51 PM): haha Lisa (5:08:51 PM): sad huh Alex (5:08:52 PM): gross @5:09PM 0 comments
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Marlo (2:22:58 PM): GOOO PUNCH! Marlo (2:23:02 PM): now the fellas Marlo (2:23:05 PM): GOOO PUNCH! @2:23PM 0 comments
Marlo (2:03:36 PM): i jus heard your episode 10 Marlo (2:03:48 PM): i resent that association @2:12PM 0 comments
Linda (6:54:50 PM): not 'oh ho' @6:56PM 0 comments
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Phuong (8:12:20 PM): ahahaha Phuong (8:12:27 PM): wow, I think if I had one of those sites, I would post that statement Alex (8:12:34 PM): you CAN Alex (8:12:39 PM): onto my site Phuong (8:12:41 PM): ahahah Phuong (8:12:43 PM): what?? Phuong (8:12:46 PM): no way Phuong (8:12:49 PM): how?!?! Alex (8:12:50 PM): did you go to the site? Phuong (8:12:52 PM): yes Alex (8:12:59 PM): there's a honking textbox on the right hand side Phuong (8:13:04 PM): ohhh..hhh @8:10PM 0 comments
Phuong (8:03:30 PM): um, possibly going to the D.T., but most likely not since I'm exhausted from being up since 4 this morning Alex (8:03:38 PM): ah ok Alex (8:03:43 PM): what the hell is the dt? Phuong (8:03:49 PM): Downtown? Phuong (8:03:50 PM): hahah @8:01PM 0 comments
Carrie (12:15:02 PM): you can't weigh more than 120 lbs @3:33PM 0 comments
Kimiko (5:39:00 PM): i'm scared @6:45PM 0 comments
Alex (7:36:56 PM): haha Alex (7:36:59 PM): facebook stalker Carrie (7:37:00 PM): god...such a facebook stalker! @7:31PM 0 comments
Alex (12:33:52 PM): how much do those go for? Nina (12:34:01 PM): they're really nice and they don't mind pets for if you want to get a dog, or just keep a bitch around @12:29PM 0 comments
Alex (12:27:18 PM): unlike your butthole Kimiko (12:27:32 PM): gross dude. @12:22PM 0 comments
Christina (1:38:41 AM): horrible Christina (1:38:48 AM): that poor girl in it Christina (1:38:50 AM): omg @11:59PM 0 comments
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